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enormousasaurus

27 Bessemer, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Retired
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other

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My self-summary
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I'm a peice of shit cheater!!!! I'll let anyone suck my cock! I only care about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nothing positive....cant graduate from a community college and can't keep a healthy relationship. I can't be loyal even if i wanted to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lying!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cat’s Cradle, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Holy Mountain, AC/DC before Bon Scott bit it, Curtis “Pussycrusher” Mayfield, Dolly “Cock Destroyer” Parton, NWA, early Bukowski, Nabokov but not to where I’m gonna want to talk about the footnotes to Pale Fire with you, Dale Carnegie’s How to Not Get a Boner on the Bus and Weird Everyone the Fuck Out, The Bible, The Qu’ran spelled with a Q and prominently displayed so you know how multicultural I am, Solaris (the real one), Rumi, Leonard “The Superpimp” Cohen, The Big Bang Theory if every episode were just 22 minutes of the cast being slowly skinned alive, ASOIAF which I don’t need to spell out for you cuz you’re a dork, Claude “Ass Shredder” Debussy, Johann Sebastian “Thunderscrote” Bach, Spongebob if baked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine. Tits. Five tits so the math works.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fully nude, evading police. Helping underprivileged kids.
You should message me if
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Don't call me; I'll call you!!