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enseignezmoi

28 F San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 6, 2010
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a recent college grad who focused on theatre and film. I could watch movies all day every day and be happy, and while I love the classics, I'm not too pretentious for something goofy. I love good wine, especially pinot noir, shiraz, and a nice Mercier champagne, and cooking good food. I'm a vegetarian, but am not above cooking meat for others. I'm very liberal, possibly because I'm from Northern California and my mom's an old hippie, so I tend to be very live-and-let-live about people and their life choices. I have two tattoos, and should be getting my third soon. They're all hide-able, though, because I do theatre. So if you fear facial or cleavage tattoos, never you worry. I think tats are hot, but I completely understand people who don't get them.

I was raised on British comedy, so I appreciate a good dry wit, though laughing is always good. I've spent this past summer bumming around Europe and hope to travel even more in the future. I love animals, though currently have to get my animal fix from my sibling's dogs when I'm home. I'm serendipitous, and do things that scare me. I always have music playing in the background, everything from the Beatles to Jacques Brel, Lou Reed to Cat Stevens. Oh, and my mother's insane (in a pleasant way, I assure you). Did you ever see the show Murder, She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury? I was named for that character. *Someone* watched too much TV while they were knocked up.

I don't do the club scene, but I love to meet new people. I'd love to hang out and discuss Shakespeare over coffee or catch a film, but having identical interests aren't necessary. Passion is the key. Love art history? Show me around a museum. Sports your thing? I can't promise not to be clumsy, but I'll try to learn flag football in the park. Show me your interests, and I'll show you mine.

Bonjour! J'ai fini l'universite en Massachusetts cet juin, et a ce moment j'habite en San Diego. Je prefere ici parce que j'aime le soleil!

Un peu de moi: J'aime le theatre et le cinema, particulierement les oevres de Shakespeare et les films de Francois Truffaut, Kenneth Branagh et Robert Altman. J'aime aussi la musique, comme les Beatles, Jacques Brel, Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam, et beaucoup plus. Aussi, j'aime lire tout que je peut chercher.

On peut voir, bien sur, que la francais c'est pas mon langue premiere. Et parce que j'ai fini l'universite, j'ai pas practique! Mais mon amour pour la monde francophone n'est pas change. L'ete derniere, j'ai passe 7 semaines en Paris, et c'etait le temps plus fantastique de ma vie. J'aimait beaucoup la vie Parisienne. Quand j'etais la, j'ai aussi vuEpernay, ou il y a boucoup de champagne fantastique. Aussi cet ete, j'ai visite Bruxelles, et c'etait magnifique! J'ai vu beaucoups de sites qui s'interesse de Jacques Brel. (On peut voir que j'aime M. Brel beaucoup. C'est au cause d'un prof de francais qui le m'introdui. J'etais amouroux apres d'ecouter a "Madeleine" un fois!) Et le chocolat belgique! Magnifique!

Je vais terminer cet auto-portait ici, parce que mon francais est terrible, et vous avez suffris trop!

I am eccentric, passionate, and a thrill-seeker
What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying theatre and film at Wellesley College, an all-women's school outside of Boston.

Well, studying implies that I study. Mostly, I hang out with the Shakespeare Society an all-female acting troupe that sounds much lamer than it is. When we're not cross-dressing to perform the Bard, we're freak-dancing with each other while dressed in lingerie and listening to Madonna. And getting drunk. Very drunk.

When I'm not pretending to be a student and doing Shakes, I also write for The Wellesley News, where they let me watch bad movies and snark about them for 500 words each week. I enjoy that.
I’m really good at
-dressing like a man and doing Shakespeare, especially if it involves lots of fake blood

-spouting trivia memorized from years of IMDB and IBDB love

-bullshitting so that I sound really smart and/or prepared (my mum says that comes from her side of the family)

-learning foreign languages, or at least faking accents convincingly enough that people think I know them

-pretending to be more badass than I am

-angering my mother by getting things pierced or tattooed

-going into Martha Stewart mode and cooking full meals before swinging into patriarchy mode and demanding my friends get in the kitchen and make me pie

-writing screenplays in ten minutes flat and having my professor praise the amount of effort I put in

-quoting things for no one's amusement but by own, and often forgetting what I'm quoting in the process

-being an esoteric fuckhead
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have nice eyes, so we'll go with that as the "safety" answer.

But when it comes down to it, is it crud to say my boobs? Especially in Europe. It's like my boobs go on vacation, not me.

It means I got hit on by a 40-something garbage man. On duty. On the truck. Wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Um, I was tempted by that one, yes I was.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Knicked from Facebook because I'm fucking lazy.

Books: 1984, American Splendor, Am I Blue?, Batman: Year One, Catcher in the Rye, Civil Disobedience, A Clockwork Orange, anything David Sedaris, Far From Heaven, Gone With the Wind, Harold and Maude, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Howl, The Human Comedy, Lolita, M Butterfly, The Memoirs of Tennessee Williams, Middlesex, On the Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Queer, Ragtime, Repent Harlequinn Said the Ticktockman, The Rule of Four, all Shakespeare (even the bad ones), The Sissy Duckling, Stranger in a Strange Land, Steal This Book, Tintin, Torch Song Trilogy, Towelhead, Walden, The World According to Garp

Movies: The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Adventures of Robin Hood, An Affair to Remember, Amelie, American Splendor, Annie Hall, Arsenic and Old Lace, Batman Begins, The Big Chill, The Big Sleep, The Breakfast Club, Bridget Jones's Diary, La Cage Aux Folles, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, A Clockwork Orange, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged, Day for Night/La Nuit Americaine, Dr. No, Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill, Far From Heaven, Garden State, Gone With the Wind, The Goodbye Girl, The Graduate, Harold and Maude, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Henry V, It's a Wonderful Life, It Happened One Night, The Laramie Project, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Maltese Falcon, M, MASH, Match Point, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Much Ado About Nothing, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Othello, Philadelphia, Pretty in Pink, Pride and Prejudice, Reservoir Dogs, Serenity, Sideways, Sixteen Candles, Sleeper, Velvet Goldmine, What's Up Tiger Lily?, When Harry Met Sally

Music: Avenue Q, Bat Boy: The Musical, The Beatles, Billy Joel, The Byrds, Cat Stevens, Chad & Jeremy, Clay Aiken, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Darius Dinesh, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Elton John, Gareth Gates, George Harrison, Hairspray, Herman's Hermits, Jacques Brel, John Lennon, Judy Garland, The Killers, La Cage Aux Folles, The Last Five Years, Louden Wainwright III, The Monkees, Paul McCartney, The Producers, RENT, Ringo Starr, Roxy Music, Rufus Wainwright, Simon and Garfunkel, Spamalot, Wicked

TV: American Idol (I have no shame... okay, I have some shame), Diagnosis Murder (I am an old woman, it's my mother's fault), The Dick Van Dyke Show, Drawn Together, Emergency!, Family Guy, Firefly, Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, House, I Love Lucy, Law and Order of any variety, Medium, Monk, My Name is Earl, NUMB3RS, The Prisoner, Red Dwarf

Food: brie, champignon, chevre, crepes with Nutella, baked brie, gazpacho soup, Belgian frites with chedder cheese sauce, booze of a varied and plentiful sort, classy shit like expensive champagne, produce, any number of things, depending on the mood
The six things I could never do without
1: my book collection (my father once suggested I get rid of some of them, and it took a full ten minutes for me to pick my jaw up off the floor)

2: Gustavo, my laptop

3: good cheese

4: alcohol

5: movies of an infinite variety

6: theatre
On a typical Friday night I am
I could be:

-Watching a movie in Tinkerbell pajamas while snuggling my fiance Timmy, who is a 5-foot-long stuffed alligator, or Eddie the International Cross-dressing Koala of Mystery, who is, well, a koala in a dress.

-Freak-dancing with Shakers to Madonna / jumping up and down to Bon Jovi

-Getting drunk with Haley

-Sleeping because I haven't all week

-Eating Jenny's apple crisp while shedding the blood of the innocent in God of War (on the easiest setting because I'm actually not cool at all) or making lots of friends in Katamari

-Being sexually harassed by Anna with a pool cue

-Pissing and moaning about being bored
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I had an infection that may have been caused by three of my friends giving me intense hickeys that lasted three weeks.

My doctor called an infectious disease expert, in case my friends' sweet, sweet loving almost killed me. And eventually I had to go to the emergency room for it. Quality.

The doctor even asked me repeatedly if the hickeys were *consentual.* I failed to mention to her that I was wearing a bubble wrap dress at the time of the attacks. Best to let her imagination fill in the blanks.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're interested in catching a film or three, talking literature, or just want to chat. I'm always down to try something new.