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ensign_ro

25 Houston, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Anali. I'm overly neurotic and desperate. I also have sweaty palms and kind of bad dandruff. I don't like to make eye contact and I speak with a distinct monotone.

Other than that, I'm pretty alright, I think. I like to make jokes and make people laugh. I love to eat good food and drink bad wine.

I've been told I'm VERY shy when meeting people for the first time. Its not that I'm shy, I just follow the logic of: if you don't have something important to say, don't say anything at all.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was working towards a BS in Mathematical Biology at UH, but took a few semesters off to reevaluate my life choices. Life is more than sitting in lecture and listening to teenagers gripe about their work load.

I work a typical 9-5 in the Greenspoint area. Its very, very, VERY boring work, but I enjoy it, as it is easy to get lost in my work and become consumed by it.

I've decided to live a hedonistic life in my apt with my two cats. Lots of Netflix. Lots of nights at Denny's. Lots of listening to Frank Zappa in my car and shoveling donuts down my throat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making shit awkward real fast.
- Texting and driving.
- Getting in car wrecks.
- Ignoring people.
- Becoming silent.
- Losing hours of time on Tumblr.
- Pretending I know a lot about beer.
- Arguing the merits of Stargate.
- Remembering the name of that one guy from that one movie.
- Cooking anything and everything under the sun (it's a miracle I'm not obese)
- Drinking you under the table.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses. I wear a different pair nearly everyday.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lots and lots of sci-fi.

Movies: 2001: A Space Oddesy, The Shining, Ghost World, Rosemary's Baby, Hellraiser 1-3, the Alien trilogy, Wet Hot American Summer, the Exorcist, the Graduate, and TONS more.

Television: King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, the IT Crowd, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Star Trek: TNG, and TONS more.

Music: Cake, the B-52's, Donna Summers, Tina Turner, Radiohead, Eagles of Death Metal, the Flaming Lips, Beck, Anamanaguchi, Die Antwoord, Dusty Springfield, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, the Sword, Graveyard, Black Sabbath, Witch, Witchcraft, Kimbra, Frank Zappa, Rob Zombie, Yes, the Ventures and TONS more.

Food: Just give me all the food please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. My cats.
3. Comedy.
4. Chipotle.
5. Netflix.
6. Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- The people who peaked in high school.
- Baby animals.
- Sexual politics.
- What am I having for dinner?
- I should probably do laundry at some point.
- What kind of material I should be working on for my stand up.
- How much money is it going to cost to fix my car?
- Why did they get rid of the all Beyonce station?
- Carnivals.
- How hungry I am.
- When does crawfish season start?
- Did I feed my cats this morning?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I'm a trekkie in the making.
- I have a SEVERE crush on Louis C.K.
- I'm deathly afraid of frogs. Can't even look at them without squirming.
- I've seen every single episode of King of The Hill about 30 times each.
- I used to be addicted to a very popular MMORPG. Think quitting my job and playing about 12 hours straight a day. Yeah. Think about that.
You should message me if
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You probably shouldn't.