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25 Houston, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:45am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Anali. I'm overly neurotic and desperate. I also have sweaty palms and kind of bad dandruff. I don't like to make eye contact and I speak with a distinct monotone.

Other than that, I'm pretty alright, I think. I like to make jokes and make people laugh. I love to eat good food and drink bad wine.

I also don't like talking about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was working towards a BS in Mathematical Biology at UH, but took a few semesters off to reevaluate my life choices. Life is more than sitting in lecture and listening to teenagers gripe about their work load.

I work a typical 9-5 in the Greenspoint area. Its very, very, VERY boring work, but I enjoy it, as it is easy to get lost in my work and become consumed by it.

I've decided to live a hedonistic life in my apt with my two cats. Lots of Netflix. Lots of nights at Denny's. Lots of listening to Frank Zappa in my car and shoveling donuts down my throat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making shit real awkward real fast.
- Texting and driving.
- Getting in car wrecks.
- Ignoring people.
- Getting bored with people.
- Being REAL moody.
- Folding towels.
- Arriving to places RIGHT on time.
- Becoming silent.
- Buying sketchbooks and never drawing in them.
- Taking naps.
- Losing hours of time on Tumblr.
- Pretending I know a lot about beer.
- Arguing the merits of Stargate.
- Remembering the name of that one guy from that one movie.
- Cooking anything and everything under the sun (it's a miracle I'm not obese)
- Drinking you under the table.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- My glasses. I wear a different pair nearly everyday.
- That I'm not talking. Seriously, in a group of people, I am the silent one.
- My voice doesn't match my body.
- "She probably doesn't brush her hair." Which is true, I never do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lots and lots of sci-fi.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Ghost World, Rosemary's Baby, Hellraiser 1-3, the Alien trilogy, Contact, American Beauty, Magnolia, Happiness, Stargate, Wet Hot American Summer, the Exorcist, the Graduate, and TONS more.

Television: King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Orange is the New Black, Futurama, Sex and the City, South Park, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Adventure Time, Regular Show, the IT Crowd, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Star Trek: TNG, and TONS more.

Music: Cake, the B-52's, Donna Summers, Tina Turner, Radiohead, Eagles of Death Metal, the Flaming Lips, Beck, Anamanaguchi, Die Antwoord, Grimes, Yo La Tengo, Aphex Twin, Marvin Gaye, the Temptations, Melvins, Dusty Springfield, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, the Sword, Graveyard, Black Sabbath, Witch, Witchcraft, Kimbra, Frank Zappa, Rob Zombie, Yes, the Ventures and TONS more.

Food: Just give me all the food please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. My cats.
3. Comedy.
4. Chipotle.
5. Netflix.
6. Puppy breath.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Dr Phil and why can't I stop watching his episodes that are about spoiled brats?
- How stupid pants are.
- Are those gunshots outside my window?
- How I can be more like Enid Coleslaw.
- Should I get another kitten? Is having three cats as a single woman just too much? BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE
- What about a dog and two cats? Is that better?
- I should really air up my bike tires.
- I should really buy some more wine.
- Tea.
- Getting drunk in public places.
- Stargazing.
- Judge Judy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I once pissed my pants when I was 15 years old at a video arcade at the mall.
- I may have a drinking problem.
- I'm secretly a major MMORPG nerd (I could probably talk about WoW for a week straight).
- I don't like 97% of the people I meet. Which means I probably won't like you.
- I can eat about 5 pounds of cheese fries in one sitting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You enjoy getting drunk and watching Netflix.
- You like cider.
- You are the living embodiment of Charlie Kelly.
- You have a dog that I can play with.
- You enjoy rubbing your face on cats (I have two who love it when humans rub their face on them).
- You like going to the movies and making jokes and talking a lot a' la MST3K.
- You hate sports.
- You are willing to buy me 5 pounds of cheese fries.

Don't bother messaging me if the only thing you have to say is "Hi!" or "How are you today?" or "You are so beautiful!". Jesus fucking Christ, how hard is it to pick something from my profile and run with it?

Also, if you message me and I don't respond, chances are that I glazed over it and put it on the backburner to respond to later. So try again, and come up with a better opening.

I'm a big stickler for proper capitalization and punctuation. Grammar is a close second. Please type like Mavis Beacon is your spirit animal.