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26 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
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Hispanic / Latin
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Third-rate female comedian with a burrito fetish seeking loud-mouth male video game enthusiast with a penchant for drinking whiskey. Must love dogs, cats, long walks on beaches, internet-speak in normal conversation, drunk karaoke nights, and long awkward silences.

I don't take myself too seriously, and you shouldn't either.
What I’m doing with my life
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Weekdays: Wake up, eat, work, eat some more, work some more, head home, head to the park, bike/run, come home, eat yet again, then lay around and look at tumblr until I fall asleep. Rinse and repeat.

Weekends: I explore the city of Houston. I am always up for discovering the best, greasiest, most disgusting burger within the loop. Museums are tight as hell. Antique stores are my home away from home. Open mics, karaoke, art shows, all of that is my fucking jam.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Cooking. You ain't never had lasagna until you've had MY lasagna.
- Drinking coffee.
- Making microwave popcorn.
- Remembering the name of that one actor from that one movie.
- Driving long distances with no complaint.
- Looking for excuses to dress in a costume.
- Falling asleep during movies.
- Talking your ear off about art.
- Slowly fucking my car up and not knowing how to fix it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am TERRIBLE at making conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lots and lots of sci-fi.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Ghost World, Rosemary's Baby, Hellraiser 1-3, the Alien trilogy, Contact, American Beauty, Magnolia, Happiness, Stargate, Wet Hot American Summer, the Exorcist, the Graduate, and TONS more.

Television: King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny, Portlandia, Orange is the New Black, Futurama, Sex and the City, South Park, Twin Peaks, Peep Show, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Adventure Time, Regular Show, the IT Crowd, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Star Trek: TNG, and TONS more.

Music: Cake, the B-52's, Donna Summers, Stevie Wonder, Bathory, Nails, Neil Young, Elton John, Electric Wizard, Chicago, Tina Turner, Radiohead, Eagles of Death Metal, the Flaming Lips, Beck, Anamanaguchi, Die Antwoord, Grimes, Yo La Tengo, Aphex Twin, Marvin Gaye, the Temptations, Melvins, Dusty Springfield, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, the Sword, Graveyard, Black Sabbath, Witch, Witchcraft, Kimbra, Frank Zappa, Rob Zombie, Yes, the Ventures and TONS more.

Food: Just give me all the food please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Chipotle. Seriously, I could eat there everyday and die a happy girl.
2. My two cats. Since I live alone, they are my only source of daily socialization.
3. Yoga pants. I don't know how I lived nearly 25 years without investing in these things, they are the SHIT.
4. Cheese in all forms. This doesn't need justification.
5. Music. I fucking love music.
6. Nature. Best place to zone out and get some real perspective on the direction your life is going.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
what I am. Are you what you are or what?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You love Beyonce as much as I do.
- You don't wear hats.
- You hate sports.
- You own board games.
- You think "400 Degreez" was hands down the best album ever to be produced by mankind.