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29 Oakland, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 2:56pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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This is an exciting time in my life. I'm advancing my career in education, and excited to see what happens here on the site. Generally, I'm pretty open-minded, so I'm looking forward to it. I love to laugh and am exceptionally good at making things awkward... and then laughing about it.

Love music and art and am actively involved in creating both. By no means am I simple, but the simplest things make me happy. I love my job at a middle school in Oakland but I need more of a challenge so I'm going for my own classroom as an English teacher. Working at a school rocks with all the vacation time to travel and go on adventures. I sing, go on hikes, swim, read, write and crochet.

To the point with a dry sense of humor. No sugar coating and a very sparse filter. Looking for someone who can challenge me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Singing to my heart's content on my way to work or the grocery store, laughing at kids all day long, and having a private dance party in my living room. Walking around a lake, going to see/listen to some live music or a play, bowling, karaoke, or on a museum visit. I'm not picky and am very open to activities. Traveling as much as I can while I'm young.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, singing, crocheting, swimming, identifying a face, voice, or song, perfect pitch, drawing, board games, and playing with words, procrastinating, but working and playing hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes, freckles and smile. More so the smile. I am a happy girl, what can I say. I love my family, job, friends, and home. What else do you need? Oh ya, someone to share it with... hence this profile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Temple Grandin, David Sedaris, and James Joyce. Autobiographies, memoirs, and science fiction.

MOVIES: Everything by Wes Anderson, Buffalo 66, The Triplets of Bellevue, Good Dick, Resevoir Dogs, The Fall, Fantastic Planet, Shawshank Redemption, Shine, Kung Fu Hustle, Eraserhead, Stealing Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Great Expectations, The Hours, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Raising Arizona, Broken Flowers, Sin City, In Bruges... and many more

MUSIC: I like all sorts of music. Some of my current favorites are: Radiohead, Emiliana Torini, Portishead, Interpol, AwolNation, Broken Social Scene, Beirut, Aesop Rock, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kings of Leon, Starkey, MGMT, Phantogram, SBTRKT, Cat Power, Modest Mouse, The National ...
All time Favorites: The Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Rachmaninoff, Jewel, Snoop Dogg, The Beetles, David Bowie, Beethoven, Pixies, Florence + The Machine, Feist, Weezer, Kid Cudi, Matt and Kim, Ray Lamontagne, Van Morrison, ... and the beat goes on...

SHOWS: American Horror Story, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Project Runway (don't judge, fashion is art), Restaurant Impossible, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, 3rd Rock From the Sun, The Office, Weeds...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen and pad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why, all the time. How beautiful everything is; the good, bad, and ugly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows, but usually typing away like a lunatic because my assignments are due and class for me is Saturday morning. I like to push it to the limit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I get really excited I clap a single clap out of no where. It's sometimes preceded with a rapid drumroll on my leg. Feels good. Rarely seen by another.

I am uncommon and along with that are common sense mistakes when it comes to common social interactions. Translation: I am blunt and to the point with a dry sense of humor. No sugar coating or filter. You get what I feel. Not for the faint at heart, but my heart is on my sleeve. I am a challenge to myself looking for someone who can challenge me.
You should message me if
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You can take the truth and you don't play games. You're someone who is clever, thoughtful, honest, and has some sort of sense of humor. I'm looking for more than just the physical.

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