OK. So. My profile used to be rrrrreally long... Too long. So I decided to cut it back dramatically. I've "archived" my previously ginormous profile for posterity HERE (just in case you're a more voracious reader by nature...). You'll also probably find answers there to any burning questions you may have after perusing this...
And so it was decreed... Profile V2.0 was brought forth. Re-born from the ashes of the tome that once roamed here...
- legitimately nice guy
- very intelligent
- well spoken
- active & fit
- never lie about my age, and very rarely act it
- handsome in a worldly, sophisticated kinda way (if you tilt
your head and squint juuuust right...)
- low maintenance
- romantic/thoughtful (e.g., flowers for no reason, actually wanting to know about your day - for real, breakfast in bed, and oh so very much more...)
- frequent world traveler/adventure seeker
- funny (really!)
- charming, but not smarmy (maybe sometimes... a little...)
- tattooed (tastefully)
- great listener
- high social aptitude (cocktail party ninja...!)
- pretty mad (and diverse) culinary skills
- excellent debater
- your Mother will love me - and that's a promise
- AND, seriously, how could you not like a guy who would have a dog as cute as THIS?
- same, except... you know... a girl (tattooed optional of course)