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*End Bob Barker voice*
*Cue the crickets*
What. Don't hate. I'm supposed to sell myself right?
Less important stuff that people always seem to care/ask about:
I was born in NYC, lived in Hong Kong for several years, and been in San Francisco since elementary school. Graduated from UCLA and started working in the bay area after that.
Also, this: http://xkcd.com/439/