I don't really like midgets. I don't mean people that are 5' (especially if you're female), because that's just short. I mean midget midget's, the ones with stubby legs and big square foreheads that walk around like, oh hey, look at me, I'm super cool because I'm a midget.
It probably sounds like a cliché and you're thinking 'Yeah right Mr Guy who is on a dating site', but I want to meet people and make some new friends. We can play a game of chess. Or cards. Or even a board game. People don't play enough board games anymore.