Mostly looking for new friends right now. Or pen pals, whatever. I'm just your average strange girl who likes video games and hates romantic girly movies.

I'm an atheist, and really only have an interest in meeting other like-minded folk. I'm not militant about it, I'm pretty open minded and laid back. It's a very lassiez-faire attitude about it....of course, until you step on the toes. Then I have to get up and hand you your ass. Actually, not really. I'm pretty horrible at debate and just leave that to people who like to argue on the internet.

I have 6 tattoos.

I can drive a stick shift and can change my own oil.

I'm former Army.

I have a degree in Biology.

I like to experience new things and places just as much as I like to build pillow forts and play XBox from them at home..

I like computers and am addicted to the internet. I watch TV, I reddit, I stumble. I like internet humor. I like jokes that not alot of people get.

I really want to move out of Texas. I want to live in a BLUE state for a change.

What I want to really do is buy a franchise and own my own business.

KrakenSkulls is my evil twin*. Of course, that doesn't make me the GOOD twin either. *Legal disclaimer: not actual twins. Use as directed. Your results may vary.

I am witty, bemused, and jaded

I get by. I have a day job, and like three night jobs. Don't ask me how I manage. I just do.

Finding new restaurants to try. Finding free stuff. Actually, I guess my secret power is just finding stuff in general....

I've also been told my wit's pretty swell.

Anything that I can put my mind to doing, I can do. However, my interests are far-ranging, and tend to wane with time. I've written stories, drew stuff, painted, played bass guitar, played clarinet, made electronic music, etc etc.

I'm short.

I'm fidgety.

I look like someone that you used to know. I have one of those faces.

I'm always trying to make people around me laugh, and it's completely subconscious, but sometimes I come off weird.

Sometimes I act more like a guy than a girl. And then sometimes I embrace my female gender identity. It always throws everyone off.

I really like to laugh.

I tend to read non-fiction more than anything else. I love to learn. I can be coerced into reading fiction by friends' recommendations, though. I just am like, really slow at it these days. I just finished the second book of the Hunger Games. Don't judge.

Movies....I used to be a big movie buff but I really lack the time and drive to sit around for 2 hours staring at a screen anymore, but I do make plenty of exceptions. Kinda gone a little ADD.....Otherwise, I guess I like comedies and action flicks....I really can do without "romantic comedies" unless I've swallowed something and need to vomit. Just randomly thinking of movies I've liked..... Memento, Pulp Fiction, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Crow, Hellboy, Fight Club, 300, Eternal Sunshine, The Usual Suspects, Clockwork Orange, The Indiana Jones Triology (TRILOGY, not including that dried-out turd they recently released), Star Wars, Star Trek (the last movie was AWEsome), Being John Malkovich....and um, yeah.....other stuff like that.

I used to have a typed out list of every movie I'd ever watched in my entire life on my old computer, but I lost the hard drive, being since it was in the computer when my ex threw it in the dumpster.

Music....well, I like Gorillaz, Nine Inch Nails, the Pixies, Massive Attack, The Bloodhound Gang, Mindless Self Indulgence, Underworld, 80s music, ebm, industrial techno, metal, and every once in a while I'll even enjoy a hiphop or rap song. Things that will clear me out of the room quicker than a bad fart are: country, Alanis Morisette, the Cranberries, No Doubt/ Gwen Stefani, pop starlettes, boy bands, and emo.

I love discovering new likes in food. I like Greek, Italian, Mexican, Chinese.....the list goes on. I love sushi. LOVE it. I have even taught myself how to make it....to a point.

1) A good sense of self
2) an ability to spend a lot of time curiously and analytically thinking about life
3) a comfy bed
4) toilet paper
5) internet access
6) my closest friends

Land sharks. Shit, I don't really know anymore.

Randomly existing somewhere, daydreaming. Probably have just woken up from my typical Friday Afternoon Power Nap™. Probably staring at a computer screen and goofing off instead of doing any work like I should be doing. Maybe I'm out having a beer. YOU NEVER KNOW.

No matter how open I seem, I'll always have some secrets. You have to know me for a long long time and ask all the right questions to get it all out of me.

Yeah, I have kids, no they don't live with me. If you want to know more, you'll have to get to know me.

You aren't a tool.