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eor1312

30 / F / straight / Married

Evansville, Indiana

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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I am curious, unique, and amusing.

My Self-Summary

Look up. I am married. Vows, promises, the works. On purpose. To a man I love. This man is not you. It means something to me.

Fine. I give up. I will state one other piece of actual, non-lyrical, information here. Not that it is any of your business, but if it means you will all stop emailing me the same question, so be it. Yes. I am married AND online. I know. It is insane to think about, but it is true. When your mind gets over being blown, please read on. I am NOT, believe it or not, online to meet YOU. I use this site to keep in touch with a few people to whom I am already acquainted. In fact, I got on this thing in the first place to take funny quizzes with a very dear friend, whom I have known for many, many years. I am not trying to be coy. I do not want you or your man parts no matter how you offer them. Thanks for playing our game.

In the end, only kindness matters.

What I’m doing with my life

When I said that I loved you, I meant that I'd love you forever.

I’m really good at

Only shooting stars break the mold.

The first things people usually notice about me

L.A. face with an Oakland booty.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

In between the moon and you, the angels get a better view of the crumbling difference between wrong and right.

On a typical Friday night I am

Walking to the sound of your favorite tune. Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm the one who said "Just grab em in the biscuits."