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37 Bethesda, MD Agender, Non-binary

Agender, Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:19pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Rather not say
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to try everything three times before I decide whether or not I like it. even if I don't like it in the end, I get a good idea of why people appreciate it. except for aspic. I don't understand aspic, at all.

I contain multitudes; I'm not terribly sorry that most of those multitudes are variations on the theme of cranky, perverted dwarf.

I like to sleep late, I'm a little clumsy, and I'm a bit of a crybaby.

(that's a reference)

(but I do tear up at the weirdest things)

keywords: nerdy; queer; enby/non-binary (they/them pronouns please); poly/open
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to reclaim it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
food (giving, receiving); banter (giving, receiving, watching); ridiculous hats and other headgear (receiving, wearing)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
unselfconsciously fat, cute, sweaty, and/or food-stained on a good day; self-consciously so on a bad day; way cuter than my already pretty cute photos would indicate every day; bartender/clergyface (i.e. "tell me your life story and/or problems"-face)

(people tell me I have pretty lips and eyelashes)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
nb: we don't have to have all of these things in common, or even most of these things. I like what I like, but it's just stuff, it's not the hill I'll die on. I want to learn about new things from you, and I like it when you're open to learning about new things from me. it would probably help if you eat as indiscriminately as I eat and don't automatically count a book out if it's got an elf or a spaceship or a space elf on the cover, but I guarantee you that almost everything else can be negotiated.

books: Iain M. Banks; Jack Vance; Jo Walton; Ursula K. LeGuin; Lois McMaster Bujold; Catherynne M Valente; Kim Newman; my Goodreads (recently purged for 2015)

comics: Love and Rockets; King City; Multiple Warheads; Finder; Stray Bullets; Saga; Shutter; Ultimate Spider-Man (both Peter & Miles); Frank; Jim; Percy Gloom; Transformers vs. G.I. Joe (no, really: I don't care for either of those things on their own, but this is a joyful psychedelic newsprint crayon scrawl Saturday morning cartoon of a book);

movies: Better Off Dead; Jacob's Ladder; Pump Up The Volume; Bring It On; Pitch Perfect; Captain America (1 & 2); Chungking Express; Submarine;

shows: Kamen Rider Gaim; Kamen Rider Fourze; the West Wing; Steven Universe; Gravity Falls; Bravest Warriors; Bee & Puppycat;

music: The Mountain Goats; Godspeed You! Black Emperor; Kate Bush; Carla Bozulich; Mogwai; Lush; Belle & Sebastian; Tom Waits; Nick Cave; PJ Harvey; Siouxsie Sioux; Wu-Tang; Mr. Lif; my

food: Korean; Japanese; Ethiopian; Indian; Chinese; Vietnamese;

games: Tokaido; Lords of Waterdeep and other worker placement games; 13th Age; Over the Edge; Legend of Zelda; Chrono Trigger; Civilization; Alpha Centauri; Don't Starve; FTL; UnReal World; Saints Row (3 & 4); XCOM; Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre; Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate; Castlevania: Symphony of the Night;

podcasts: Selected Shorts; Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff; Welcome to Night Vale;

some things I'm gonna judge you for: Ayn Rand; the Big Bang Theory; "everything except rap and country"; non-medical aversion to vegetables; I'm-not-feminist-because-I-believe-in-equality; #gamergate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
late-night Korean;
books with elves, spaceships, or space elves;
dental hygiene;
reliable hydration;
the option of a proper command line;
wet wipes, tbh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
rotary sushi bars and all-you-can-eat Korean bbq and doro wat with injera and really hot curries and half-smokes and jumbo slice and ramen and phô and dim sum

(but not all at once);

how to live more gently in an increasingly hostile world;

how do I gender (specifically, how do I agender/bigender);

communication & emotional openness in relationships, and other things at which I once thought I was pretty good;
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
stalking the elusive chocodile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never eaten a chocodile, and now it seems unlikely that I ever will;

there is a reference to another website in this profile, and while that website is, itself, highly problematic, if you get the reference, it may be indicative of some of my predilections and I'll give you my screen name if you ask;

my name sans hyphen dot tumblr dot com, the content of which is also indicative of some of my predilictions;

not so much "straight" as "attracted primarily to women and femmes";

shrooms changed/saved my life once, but only once
You should message me if
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you believe that the existence is naturally unfair and thus have little to no interest in preserving nature or acting naturally in that respect;

you value justice over equality;

your schedule is weird but flexible;

you have chocodiles and are willing to share;

keywords: nerdy; queer; femme; androgynous; enby/non-binary; poly/open; chocodiles