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mark-argent

37 Bethesda, MD Agender, Non-binary

Agender, Non-binary

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I contain multitudes; I'm not terribly sorry that most of those multitudes are variations on the theme of cranky, perverted dwarf.

I like to sleep late, I'm a little clumsy, and I'm a bit of a crybaby.

(that's a reference)

(though ngl, totally teared up at the Quvenzhane Wallis/Jamie Foxx Annie trailer and am tearing up a bit just thinking about it)

keywords: nerdy; queer; enby/non-binary; poly/open
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living it, MOM/DAD

I work Friday/Saturday/Sunday and spend many of my days off with girlfriend Annaroosje, who, wisely, has hidden her profile from straight people. I can't even view her profile at this point. we date separately and, while not averse to unicorns, are not in search of one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
food (giving, receiving); banter (giving, receiving, watching); ridiculous hats and other headgear (receiving, wearing)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
unselfconsciously fat, cute, sweaty, and/or food-stained on a good day; self-consciously so on a bad day; way cuter than my already pretty cute photos would indicate every day; bartender/clergyface (i.e. "tell me your life story and/or problems"-face)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iain M. Banks; Jack Vance; Jo Walton; Ursula K. LeGuin; Lois McMaster Bujold; goodreads.com/user/show/2531373-mark-argent (recently purged)

Better Off Dead; Jacob's Ladder; Pump Up The Volume; Bring It On; Captain America (1 & 2);

Kamen Rider Gaim; Kamen Rider Fourze; the West Wing; Steven Universe; Gravity Falls;

Godspeed You! Black Emperor; Kate Bush; Carla Bozulich; Mogwai; Lush; Belle & Sebastian; Tom Waits; Nick Cave; PJ Harvey; Siouxsie Sioux; Wu-Tang; Mr. Lif; Aesop Rock; last.fm/user/mark_argent

Korean; Japanese; Ethiopian; Indian;

Lords of Waterdeep and other worker placement games; 13th Age; Over the Edge; Legend of Zelda; Civilization; Alpha Centauri; Don't Starve; FTL; UnReal World;

Selected Shorts; Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff; Welcome to Night Vale;

but look:

you don't have to like the same music, tv, or movies that I like, in fact I can pretty much guarantee that you don't and that's just fine, but it would probably help if you eat as indiscriminately as I eat and don't automatically count a book out if it's got an elf or a spaceship or a space elf on the cover. I guarantee you that almost everything else can be negotiated.

some things I'm gonna judge you for: Ayn Rand; the Big Bang Theory; "everything except rap and country"; non-medical aversion to vegetables; I'm-not-feminist-because-I-believe-in-equality
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
late-night Korean;
books with elves, spaceships, or space elves;
dental hygiene;
reliable hydration;
the option of a proper command line;
wet wipes, tbh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
rotary sushi bars. deleting most of my internet presence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
stalking the elusive chocodile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never eaten a chocodile, and now it seems unlikely that I ever will;

there is a reference to another website in this profile, and while that website is, itself, highly problematic, if you get the reference, it may be indicative of some of my predilections and I'll give you my screen name if you ask;

my name sans hyphen dot tumblr dot com, the content of which is also indicative of some of my predilictions;

shrooms changed/saved my life once, but only once
You should message me if
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you believe that the existence is naturally unfair and thus have little to no interest in preserving nature or acting naturally in that respect;

you value justice over equality;

you can do things on weekdays & weeknights (I work weekend overnights);

you have chocodiles and are willing to share;

keywords: nerdy; queer; femme; androgynous; enby/non-binary; poly/open

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