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epicdichotomy

31 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Howdy!

I'm originally an east-coaster, but i've been recently transplanted to Ottawa from Quebec City. So, je parle le français aussi.
I work for the gov't, in the field of defending our national interests and wearing green pajamas. And yes, it's just like the movies. Well, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, mostly.
I spend my free time getting out and seeing the city, seeing bands in pubs & bars, keeping fit, reading, music & movies, and cooking for myself. I try to keep in shape (round is a shape, right?) with some running and biking, and eventually i'm going to throw in some weights too.
I also like to keep up-to-date on current affairs and internet memes - you know, the important things.
I enjoy traveling and there's a lot to this world i have yet to see, but i've gotten to taste Australia, briefingly visit parts of the Caribbean and glimpse Europe, so far.
What I’m doing with my life
So far it has been school then career, with a bit of travel thrown in now and again. Mostly intense periods of awesomeness.

There was that thing at that time in that place, but i can't really go into it...
I’m really good at
Trivia.
Cribbage.
Ultimate.
Chili.
BBQ.
Mixology.
Procrastination.
Being proactive.
Packing.
Dancing while drunk.
That's pretty much it.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my tattoo but i'd like to think it's my sense of awesomeness and style.
also, i'm told i have a nice butt, but that's behind me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I had to get satradio because the local stations were driving me crazy - and it turned out to be one of the best things i've done. I'm usually listening to Altstation or 80's on 8.
Bands that i enjoy include Foster the People, Cults, Caravan Palace, Broken Bells, Imagine Dragons, Two Door Cinema Club, The Editors, Koop, Of Monsters and Men, Coldplay, Miike Snow, Young the Giant, the Limousines, Noel Gallagher, Grouplove, Snow Patrol, The Lonely Island, Flogging Molly.
I also have a soft spot for classic rock of the 60's & 70's.

I'm a big movie buff and although my collection is pretty large, my favorites are Old School, Last of the Mohicans, Hunt for Red October, Tron Legacy, Tropic Thunder, the Bourne trilogy, The Life Aquatic, Casino Royale, Flight of the Navigator. I saw Gangster Squard recently - good flick.

I'm catching up on TV shows so i'm running through these series: Boardwalk Empire, Justified, Mad Men, Deadwood, and Breaking Bad.
Series i regularly watch include House, Venture Bros, 30Rock, The Walking Dead and Fringe. And i'm sad that the The Wire is long done.

I recently read The Desert spear and i guess next up will be The Expats, however my to-read pile consists of The Letters of Ernest Hemingway and Half-blood Blues. And the latest issues of Green Lantern.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music (iPod or satradio)
2. Comfy shorts
3. My BBQ
4. Houseplants
5. Toothbrush & paste
6. Internet
7. 2% Chocolate milk
8. 0.9mm mechanical pencil
9. Watch
10. Puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where i can go and what i can cook next.
and whatever song is stuck in my head.
'...never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you...' awe dammit, not again
On a typical Friday night I am
usually myself, but sometimes Danny Devito until someone feeds me a snickers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i've woken up on roofs from time to time...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
1. you are not a robot from the future sent to kill Sarah Connor
2. you have an accent when you speak, even if it is eastern canadian like mine
3. you find yourself thinking about survival techniques in a post-apocalyptic zombie-filled world
4. you like puns
5. your favorite colour is plaid
6. you drink beer
7. you have also woken up on a roof
8. any number of other compelling reasons
9. you are a robot from the future sent to kill Sarah Connor.