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epicenemirror

30 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:06pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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INFJ complete with razor in cheek. That's all I would have written but this website apparently doesn't agree that "infj complete with razor in cheek" is a substantial summary. I beg to differ. I've been called a lot of things in my time. I'm sure they're all pretty much spot on. I also have seemingly endless patience. I've started to believe that I have impossibly high standards when it comes to a potential (long term) mate. I once read in a book that I was born on the day of interpersonal enchantment.

"Tu te jugeras donc toi-même, lui répondit le roi. C'est le plus difficile. Il est bien plus difficile de se juger soi-même que de juger autrui. Si tu réussis à bien te juger, c'est que tu es un véritable sage." -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
What I’m doing with my life
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Climbing things, creating silly art, leaving a beauty mark on the face of history, slinging art philosophy at 5 year olds, flipping coins, continually growing and developing my communication skills, breathing (sometimes slowly and sometimes not so slowly), giving in to uncontrollable fits of laughter.

Update: I'm growing tired of my pace in life. I desperately want to leave the states and travel for a year or so. There has just got to be someone out there interested in helping me achieve this goal. Someone who perhaps shares the same one?

Update: I'd also be totally content finding some modern minimalist decor appreciating, clean smelling, good job having, pretty faced, exercising gentleman to settle down with and move into an prefabricated eco-pod.

Update: I could just as easily relocate to some beautiful land in the woods, drop a couple shipping containers down like Legos, and homestead for the rest of my days.

Update: I've decided to make the move from Portland to Oakland. I'm just in love with the gritty and vibrant nature of this place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feigning competence at just about anything but golf and whistling, inducing laughter, creating elaborate meals from near empty cupboards, parallel parking, getting everything out of something, making special people feel that way, connecting (if even for a short time), sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mouth. But that's because I haven't shown them my tits (yet).

That I tower above them in a pair of heels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- great gatsby, tortilla flat, botany of desire, the man who fell in love with the moon, god of small things, written on the body...

Film- black cat white cat, boy, princess mononoke, apocalypse now, gomorrah...

Music- raw sound raw lyrics, freestyle, anything with organic imperfection, strings, opera...

Food- pretty much if it offends you I'll enjoy it. I really like slicing green onions. I can do amazing things with duck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Salt.
Lube.
Music.
Cat.
iPhone.
Photos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Peacocks and turtles orchestrating an attack on my life, witty rhetoric, being on definite holiday, how incredibly ignorant the majority of the population is, how to survive worst case scenario situations, how to convince my boss to pay me more money, where the closest sushi place is, film, sex, why laying on a beach with someone cute makes my knees weak, how to encourage children to develop emotional intelligence and self confidence, root beer (sometimes my cravings border on violent).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning my house while listening to ice cube, sitting around a raging bonfire with melted boots on, trying on every single thing in my closet and ending up in the first thing I tried on, sipping on a gin with grapefruit and mint with some pals, daydreaming (or would it be eveningdreaming?) about carrying a bouquet of succulents at my wedding, dancing like a fool, downloading dexter torrents because I am way to obsessed with that show.

Update: The rain has returned. So have my Friday evening rainy strolls through the industrial neighborhood that I live in.

Update: It's still raining.

Update: It's not raining.

Update: This is getting silly.

Update: I've moved from Portland to Oakland and am convinced it may never rain again.

Update: And then there was a flash flood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you look hard enough you can find me *naked on the Internet.

*Editorial note: we were all young and foolish once.
You should message me if
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You like late night bike rides with "mischief bags", you know how I like to be kissed, perhaps you record silly samples like spinning pennies and make music out of it, maybe you think you can cook better than me, you want to travel and show the world to me, you want to punch kathy griffin in the face, you enjoy a fernet neat, you want to paint on walls, you agree that train yards are for lovers.