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epilithic

29 M Santa Maria, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First and foremost, I'm totally on board with lying about where we met lol. I'm primarily looking for friends on here, but open to anything if it's right. Laughter and humor in general are a big plus for me. I love the hell out of an adventurous road trip and finding random places. Oh, and I'm from Texas!

My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my luxury German automobile. You get in. There's candles in the car. You go, '...is that dangerous?' And I go, 'Yes--but I like danger.'

We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire.

You go, 'Eric, your car is on fire. Aren't you upset?' I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, 'No. I knew this was gonna happen. Smore?'
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working in the Military and taking classes for my degree.
I’m really good at
Making people smile, cheering people up, and being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't really know, I'll have to start asking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So much to list, get to know me and we can discuss them.
The six things I could never do without
My family, friends, a companion, a good laugh, music, my sweet ride, and a high quality soft and comfy bed!
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with close friends or hanging out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Get to know me and I'll spill the beans.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have gotten this far.