My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my luxury German automobile. You get in. There's candles in the car. You go, '...is that dangerous?' And I go, 'Yes--but I like danger.'
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire.
You go, 'Eric, your car is on fire. Aren't you upset?' I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, 'No. I knew this was gonna happen. Smore?'