I like to do things wrong. I learn more that way. I try new things compulsively. Not in a crazy jump off a cliff way, more in a calculated desire to know and do everything I can.

Other fun facts! I rollup my sleeves on all dress shirts. I'm often hatted and it doesn't make me bald. I don't believe hatted is a word. I also want to write my profile as a choose your own adventure.

Actively preventing the discovery of a unifying field theory. Destroying the fossil record. Fiddling with climate data to produce non standard deviations. Ha, suck it nerds!

I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Tino from My So-Called Life.

(D) All of the above.

Is this a trap? Am I about to walk into a trap? How can I construct a trap? Trapeze.

Smiling :)

A note to okcupid users with a braille keyboard or screen reader. I've added a smiling emoticon above. I do not have poor punctuation.

I am human. That's a lot of sharing, it feels good.

You should be witty, happy, sarcastic and just a little bit wicked because I certainly am. Challenge me. Excite me. I'm not average and I'm not looking for average.

Together we should add fun and excitement anywhere we end up. Be the kind of girl that's first on the invite list. We'd share goals and interests but still be two unique people. Love logic, exploration, and thinking creatively and we'll have a lifetime of deep conversations. Be impulsive.

If this is you, then write me.