I can be an elitist when it comes to certain things, especially books and music. If you read or listen to authors and artists whom I consider to be crap, I'm willing to consider that you might not be a complete moron, but the chances are pretty slim. That being said, there's nothing wrong with fluff, as long as it's tempered with the good stuff, if you know what I mean.
I am probably smarter, better looking, and taller than you. I also have more interesting taste in music, am considered a close personal friend by more people, make more money, and get laid more often. I am more modest than you can possibly comprehend. I enjoy ridiculous amounts of obvious hyperbole.
As of October 2011, I'm mostly offline again. Sorry to all the messages that were just left hanging--I got my ass kicked by some antibiotic-resistant strep, and then life got complicated. If you message me, please don't be surprised (or take it personally) if you don't hear back.
Smokes: I quit smoking a few years ago, but I will still have about one cigarette every few months, which promptly reminds me why I quit.
Drinks: "Often" means "I truly enjoy beer and wine, so I'll often have a glass when I get home from work." This does not mean "I like going out to bars and getting shitfaced all the time."
Drugs: There's no good middle ground between "Often" and "Never" here. WTB a drop-down option that embodies "I've smoked pot a handful of times and have nothing against it but haven't used any in years."
Body Type: Answering objectively, I'd probably say "Average," but this is the U.S., where (let's face it) "average" means "overweight," which I'm not.