Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Preface: Ladies I understand there are a lot of disgusting animals
on this site and I know there annoying but it seems most of you
spend most of your profile being hostile. I don't get why you would
go out of your way to call out these freaks instead of just
ignoring them. They are not gonna read your profile anyway so why
spend half of your summary even acknowledging them it's not gonna
stop them anyway. I'm thinking you may miss out on someone genuine
who may get intimidated by all the hostility...just saying. I mean
seriously who the hell wants to write to someone when everything in
there profile is negative and stand offish?...I just don't get it.
No I don't live in someones basement
No I don't take pics with my shirt off
Yes I am employed
Yes i have a car
Yes I look like my pics in real life
Yes I like kids I have one myself
Hmm so what do I say here? I guess i'm here looking for the same
thing YOUR looking for our SOUL MATE! no but seriously I guess i'm
looking to see whats up with this online dating thing...meeting
people is hard in general ...bars suck and the whole ...oooo ya
gotta go to church or flea markets to meet people is dumb too,
truth is ya can't go anywhere to purposely meet someone...so thats
why i'm here to purposely meet someone kinda hypocritcal I
know...anywho id like to meet someone who's themselves , we all
have quirks and flaws who makes us who we are. "Normal" is a word i
see thrown around a lot on these types of sites but i hate to break
it to you...no one is "normal". I'm sorta normal i guess in my mind
but who knows lol. I also hate the words "Nice Guy"...nice as in
what? what constitutes a "nice guy"?.. a doormat? Ugh, i'm
sarcastic and cynical sometimes but respectful and loyal also, a
lil sweet and sour so to speak. I'm also a staunch realist and I
didn't sign up here or anywhere else to meet a supermodel into
booty calls, thats unrealistic and stupid. Ladies on the same hand
Prince Charming is not real and he doesn't exist and i'm only
saying that because some of these profiles i've been looking at are
ridiculous. I have seen some examples like, must be attractive,make
such and such money,drive blah blah blah...gimme a break, your
wasting your time here acting like that. You have to be realistic
if your going to put your self out there on a site like this...just
saying. In closing I would just like to say that i'm a pretty
decent human and its pretty hard to describe yourself in a few
paragraphs. I guess I could use boring and tired adjectives
like...sweet, sincere, trustworthy and easy going but thats what
everyone writes and really its for someone else to decide whether
you possess those qualities, not yourself...Anyway so I'm a sweet,
sincere, trustworthy and easy going realist so hope to hear from
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing the best I can with what God gave me...which isn't much
but I try
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dealing with people, being diplomatic....a problem solver. Shooting
Guns....(legally)...so were good when the zombie apocalypse
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? The Eyes I get a lot...um personality hmm I would say
sense of humor, some people don't like it but oh well( I will find
humor in anything even if its offensive or taboo)....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book is 50 shades of...no lol um I like to read anything
informative, not a novel sort of person.
Favorite Movie?...I like all movies, sort of a film buff
Shows? ...Dexter,Spartacus,House,Banshee,The Walking Dead,Duck
Dynasty ...and anything on TLC,Discovery,A&E ,NatGeo and the
Music?...again I like it all, no personal favorite genre
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future!...lol I don't Know ...You maybe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home with my son or out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now if I admitted it , it wouldn't be private now would it?...hmm
um I don't really like sports that much
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I notice a lot of women on there profile in this spot
"If your attractive"...shallow much?....no seriously message me if
you want to , don't be shy its online, who cares...
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