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eps730

31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Corn-fed midwestern male trying to make it in NYC; finance guy by day, wannabe hipster/foodie on the weekends
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to NYC two years ago after finishing my MBA in Chicago. I work in real estate private equity and spend my precious non-working hours hanging out with friends, exploring the city, dining out, reading, playing guitar and trying to stay in shape
I’m really good at
- singing in a high, crisp, female-sounding falsetto (seriously)
- listening
- sleeping on planes
- Microsoft Excel
- wrapping presents
- doing wheelies on a Citibike
The first things people usually notice about me
I am tall and have a prominent adam's apple
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddharta, Fountainhead, Tuesdays With Morrie, WSJ, Economist (ok, the last 2 aren't books but they are what I spend more time reading)

Movies: Top Gun (boyhood infatuation), Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine, Zoolander, Knocked Up, Eurotrip, Crazy Stupid Love

Shows: G.O.T., House of Cards, Arrested Development, Madmen, How I Met Jo Mama, Colbert Report, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad

Music: Fleet Foxes, Coltrane, Keane, Temper Trap, Snow Patrol, anything groovy jazzy or indie sounding on Songza

Food: South Brooklyn Pizza!!!, arepas, Ethiopian finger food, Indian, Mexican, kati rolls, sushi, Thai
The six things I could never do without
COFFEE, sleep, friends/family, yelp, exercise, my guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how my future self will look back on the decisions I've made
- where to eat
- why the NYC subways are so hot
- why the laundry place I outsource to is incapable of matching my socks correctly
On a typical Friday night I am
8:00-9:30pm: eating dinner with friends somewhere in the village, LES or Billyburg
9:30pm-12:30am: going to a cool but not-too-crowded bar for an obscure pale ale or a meticulously prepared old fashioned
12:30am-2:30am: staying at said bar for 2 hours longer than necessary
11:45am: waking up really late and feeling slightly guilty for it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had frosted blonde tips as a freshman in high school and earned the nickname "zack morris" on the golf team

I come from a long lineage of men with zero chest hair

I like to underline and annotate when I read

Wait... I only needed to list one thing?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are outgoing, smart, independent, genuine, grounded, witty and able to bust my balls when I deserve it