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25 Bethesda, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:50pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English, French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please excuse my penchant for list-making. I'm not a fan of the full paragraph.

-I've met both George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio. George put his arm around my shoulders. It was amazing.

-I've had my horse, Jake, since I was 11. He's my first love.

-Music is a big part of my life. (See my faves below.) While it's by no means a deal-breaker, I've noticed that the people I've gotten along best with share a similar taste in music.

-I performed craniosurgery on a mouse once. Don't worry - it was for research.

-I really, really wish I could like red wine, but I just can't wrap my head around the whole lukewarm beverage thing.

-4 years ago I was in the audience for a taping of The Colbert Report and caught one of the WristStrong bracelets that Stephen flung into the crowd. So the two of us kind of have a connection.

-I hate Nutella.

-I'm also the only person I know of who prefers muffin bottoms to muffin tops.

-My favorite drink is a Moscow Mule.

-I am head-over-heels in love with Brian Williams. It makes me very, very sad that my evening classes prevent me from watching NBC Nightly News.

I'm looking for someone I can be myself around. That's terribly cliche, I know, but I've encountered a number of people around whom I've felt I had to put on some sort of act, and it is truly, utterly exhausting. I'm very independent and value my time to myself; but when I've had enough of that I want somebody I can explore local bar and restaurant scene with, share a bottle of wine and play Scrabble with, and make me laugh so hard my sides hurt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Excellent question.
I’m really good at
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NYT crosswords
Drawing hexagons
Making wry comments
Perfusing, sectioning, and mounting mouse brains
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall! (5'10")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Good Omens, American Gods, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Gillian Flynn novels, Catch-22, A Farewell to Arms... and Harry Potter, always.
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Black Swan, Angels in America, Magnolia, Mulholland Drive, Memento, The Cabin in the Woods, Trainspotting.
TV: House of Cards, Fringe (RIP), Breaking Bad (RIP), Six Feet Under (RIP), Archer, Daily Show/Colbert, Jimmy Fallon. I'm also a documentary geek.
Music: Mostly indie rock, but much more. Ray Lamontage, Beach House, Animal Collective, Tennis, The Tallest Man on Earth, Lord Huron, The National, alt-J, Arcade Fire, Bon Iver, Cat Power, Beirut, Glass Animals, Otis Redding, Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Death Cab, Fleet Foxes, etc.
Food: I may very well be able to live off of sushi and brunch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sparking water/seltzer
2. Hulu/YouTube/Netflix
3. Family
4. iPhone
5. Wikipedia
6. Sushi (seriously. I love sushi.)

In random order, obviously. Family is always first.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I hate organic chemistry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly? In sweatpants watching YouTube videos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a late bloomer - I didn't have my first kiss until I was 16. (I have made great strides since then.)
You should message me if
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You are Michael Palin circa 1975.