I had a dozen clever things to open with here. Funny, snarky, eccentric, sexual. I came across as sarcastic, cheap, crazy, or just plain cheesy though. Just use your imagination for this part and pretend you're reading something clever and maybe sexy ok? Mostly dealing with me looking for another girl who would laugh at this and isn't going to ask me for a credit card or videos for her husband who put her up to it. *wry smile*

Also I am an INTP on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, which is fair warning to new friends. A friend recently told me, "Ari, being your friend is great but it's more than a little like watersurfing in a typhoon. Exciting, eye opening and an amazing life experience. Followed by the chance of bone crushing death and drowning." I took offense to that, I've very ~seldom~ drowned friends or lovers! *ahem*

Living it! Ha! Take that, universe!

... avoiding essays unless my life depends on it (or cookies/backrubs delivered by naked women are involved.) I'm glad I'm not shallow and easily bribed. ;-)

I glow under a UV light! For those of you who meet me in normal lighting, I'll go with my eyes. I've been told I have a rather intense gaze if I am deep in thought.

I was apparantly the last person in my entire circle of friends to realize I was mostly into other girls. When my DM asked how my parents took the news I like naked females for fun and relationships, my reply was "But I am not gay! Just the last 4 partners have all been women and... it's just bad timing, they were all... *sighs* I... I like girls! Dear goddess, labels aside, I PREFER soft skin and breasts and... ahem. Good grief why am I the last one to realize this? Although I am oblivious at times so.... *throws up her hands and laughs*

... you have a sense of humor, superpowers or am willing to put up with me tickling your frontal lobe at times. Or was that the pre-frontal cortex? Anyways, the kind of person(s) who can laugh at themselves and me as well.