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29 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I already like you. You're awesome. I get along with everyone - sweethearts, bitches, bookworms, and ditzes - the question is whether you'll be into me... I guess you'll just have to read on or better yet, send a message!

To keep it short and sweet, I am...

A robot: Analytical, organized, calm in almost any situation, in love with computers, and full of completely useless information. Despite being a geek, I manage to play the role of an extrovert well enough to fool most people.

Philadelphian: Born and raised, so I will be blunt and honest even when it's inappropriate. I cross lines from time to time, but it's all in good fun. Besides, I'll poke fun at myself harder than at anyone else.

Anyway, I'm here because my social circle is a sausage fest. There's nothing like shooting the shit with your buddies, but I need a dose of estrogen in my life or I'm going to start thinking Fast and Furious is quality cinema.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning. Always learning. You don't need to have your nose in a book, though. Having fun is also fun.

Employment-wise: Installing, configuring, and troubleshooting computers and such for a multinational IT outsourcing company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Googling. Both in the search web site sense and the touching myself sense. Lots of practice.

Editing or improving things. If you have an idea, I can make it work.

Anything computerized or systematized. I can scan your computer for viruses and your tax documents for missed deductions. I can be useful to have around!

Staying awake. I've been an insomniac since I was very little, so I've become some sort of cathemeral freak. Luckily, I've found a job working 11pm - 7am. Woot!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suspect that depends on the person, but on a second date, I was asked, "How can you be so intelligent and yet so... unrefined?" I guess I'm an unusual blend of white and blue collars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Before I list a bunch of stuff here, I want to point out that these aren't very important except as potential conversation-starters. I'm not going to hate you for liking wrestling, though I reserve the right to make fun of you for it.

Books: The Dune series (canon and expanded), Lord of the Rings, 1984, Blink, Traffic, and a long list of more non-fiction. I need to find more time to read.

Magazines: Entrepreneur, Inc, Maximum PC, Reason, Scientific American, Skeptic, MIT Technology Review, Wired. I am a confirmed nerd.

Movies: The Matrix, Star Wars, Back to the Future, The Fifth Element, V for Vendetta (geek staples), the Rocky series, Irreversible, and anything with Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Rifftrax over top of it. I've never been a movie buff, but aside from musicals and horror movies, it shouldn't take much convincing to get me to sit through one.

TV: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Deadliest Catch, Dexter, Frasier, Hell's Kitchen, House M.D., It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Kitchen Nightmares, Louie, NewsRadio, The Office, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, and anything on Discovery, The Science Channel, NatGeo, etc. (and the list goes on...)

Music: Anything by Buckethead, Les Claypool, Mike Patton, or Yoshida Tatsuya; Guns N' Roses; Ke$ha; Kimbra; Metallica; Rush; System of a Down\Serj Tankian; Vanessa Carlton; Velvet Revolver; and "Weird Al" Yankovic to list a small sample of my 40GB of music.

Food: I enjoy anything I don't have to cook. I'm such an awful chef that I consider making pasta an accomplishment. Also, fuck yeah sushi.

Video games: The list could go on for miles. Basically, I like retro and indie games the most, especially any game that involves planning and strategic thinking. The big three for me are the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Braid, and Portal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. An incomplete to-do list. I'd feel like I'm doing nothing with my life if I didn't have some clearly delineated short and long-term goals. Once I have made some plans, I feel comfortable enough to return to failing to follow them.

2. The Internet. We grew up together, and we are the best of friends.

3. Honesty. I'd rather you tell me I look like a jackass than let me walk around looking like one. All that is to say yes, that dress makes you look fat.

4. School. Again, you don't have to share my love of knowledge, but I'll probably be in classes and earning certifications until the day I die.

5. Somebody asking for my advice. Maybe I have a need to be needed?

6. A cat in my lap. I definitely have a need to be kneaded.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which guys I'd go gay for. So far, it's Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, David Mitchell, Mike Rowe, Gordon Ramsay, Sean "Day[9]" Plott, Slash, Buckethead, and Yoshida Tatsuya.

Whether or not it's not turtles all the way down. I'm an apatheist, and the closest I come to having a spiritual experience is when I take an extremely hot bath or jump into a subzero waterfall. I'm not interested in buying whatever Savior you're selling, and I've never been a big Kool-Aid fan.

Lifehacks. I'm constantly rearranging my room, buying little gadgets, or downloading some app to make something in my life a little bit easier, more streamlined, and more organized.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe I'm drunkenly collecting money from friends so that we can request an uninterrupted 14-play block of "Don't Stop Believing" from the bar jukebox. As it turns out, the software is designed to block repeats for a certain time frame :(

Or maybe I'm playing Pandemic with friends as we retell the same old stories with new embellishments. There's not always alcohol involved, but you can be sure that a lively Kill-Fuck-Marry debate is afoot.

Or maybe I'm just being a stuffy hermit researching how to squeeze another ten bucks out of my budget. At some point we have to be responsible I guess. And cheap. Responsible and cheap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything. Ask whatever you want. I don't have secrets about myself, so hit me! Just so that you don't accuse me of dodging the question, I'll drop some juicy bits here for you:

I have dumb swimmers. Ball cancer will do that to you!

I can be shameless if there's an audience. You will be embarrassed for me, even though I won't.

Nobody and I mean NOBODY violates the sacred rules of Spin the Bottle, even if that means I have to kiss a dude or two.
You should message me if
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You don't mind laughing at yourself, myself, and everyone's self. If so, then we'll have a great time some night soon making fun of all the other boring losers at the bar while acknowledging that we're boring losers at the bar.