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29 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:54pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I already like you. You're awesome. I like everyone - sweethearts, bitches, bookworms, ditzes - so, we'll definitely get along on some level.

Anyway, I am...

A total geek: Analytical, organized, super calm, in love with computers, and full of completely useless information.

Philadelphian: Born and raised, so I will be blunt and honest even when it's inappropriate. I cross lines from time to time, but it always gets a laugh. Besides, I'll poke fun at myself harder than at anyone else.

Anyway, I'm here because my social circle is a sausage fest. There's nothing like shooting the shit with your buddies, but I need a dose of estrogen in my life or I'm going to start thinking Fast and Furious is quality cinema.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bingewatching the shit out of documentaries and about a million TV shows. Finishing a series gives me the feeling of accomplishment without like... having to get off my butt.

Probably learning something. It's also probably not very useful. You don't need to have your nose in a book, though. Having fun is also fun.

Employment-wise: Installing, configuring, and troubleshooting computers and such for a multinational IT outsourcing company. You don't need to know what any of that means, but it IS in fact about as boring as it sounds. I still like it, though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Googling. Both in the search web site sense and the touching myself sense. Lots of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suspect that depends on the person, but on a second date, I was asked, "How can you be so intelligent and yet so... unrefined?" I guess I'm an unusual blend of white and blue collars. I took it as a high compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I used to have a bunch of stuff listed here, but these aren't very important except as potential conversation-starters. Basically, while I'm not going to judge you for liking wrestling, I reserve the right to make fun of you for it.

I'll just say that my TV, video game, and music lists are long and eclectic while the movie, food, and book lists are short and sweet. My favorites of each: the Dune series, V for Vendetta, Breaking Bad, Buckethead, sushi\seafood, and Braid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A to-do list. Otherwise I forget and watch YouTube instead.
2. The Internet. I remember the pre-Internet world. It sucked.
3. Honesty. I'd rather you tell me I look like a jackass than let me walk around looking like one. All that is to say: yes, that dress makes you look fat.
4. School. I'll probably be in classes getting certifications until the day I die, and I find that exhilarating.
5. Somebody asking for my advice. Maybe I have a need to be needed?
6. A cat in my lap. I definitely have a need to be kneaded.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which guys I'd go gay for. So far, it's Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, David Mitchell, Mike Rowe, Gordon Ramsay, Sean "Day[9]" Plott, Slash, Buckethead, Mike Patton, and Yoshida Tatsuya.

But really... my brain doesn't shut the hell up. So, everything?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe I'm drunkenly collecting money from friends so that we can request an uninterrupted 14-play block of "Don't Stop Believing" from the bar jukebox. As it turns out, the software is designed to block repeats for a certain time frame :(

Or maybe I'm playing Pandemic with friends as we retell the same old stories with new embellishments. There's not always alcohol involved, but you can be sure that a lively Kill-Fuck-Marry debate is afoot.

Or maybe I'm just being a stuffy hermit researching how to squeeze another ten bucks out of my budget. At some point we have to be responsible I guess. And cheap. Responsible and cheap.

I'm actually pretty boring day-to-day, but I think that actually just means I'm the honest one and all you rock climbing, globetrotting, "No two Fridays are the same!" people are just trying to sell an image.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything. Ask whatever you want. I don't have secrets about myself, so hit me! Just so that you don't accuse me of dodging the question, I'll drop some juicy bits here for you:

I am shameless if there's an audience. You will be embarrassed for me, even though I won't.

Nobody and I mean NOBODY violates the sacred rules of Spin the Bottle even if that means I have to kiss a dude or two.
You should message me if
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You don't mind laughing at yourself, myself, and everyone's self. If so, then we'll have a great time some night soon making fun of all the other boring losers at the bar while totally acknowledging that we're boring losers at the bar.