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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:31pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I already like you. You're awesome. In fact, I like basically everyone - sweethearts, bitches, bookworms, ditzes - so we'll definitely have some laughs together!

Anyway, I'm here because - contrary to my gender - I am not interested at all in shallow, short-term relationships. Obviously, trial and error is inevitable, but maybe questions and numbers and percents will make it easier to find that real connection?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Employment-wise: Installing, configuring, and troubleshooting computers and such for a multinational IT outsourcing company. It's precisely as geeky as it sounds and I love it.

Outside of that... I quit smoking this past September and just found a better job and house. So, winning is the thing I'm doing with my life. Next up: Get in better shape! Wish me luck!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Googling. Both in the search web site sense and the touching myself sense. Lots of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On a second date, I was asked, "How can you be so intelligent and yet so... unrefined?" I guess I'm an interesting blend of white and blue collars? I took it as a high compliment. I love irony and poop jokes... And I especially love ironic poop jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm full of hobbies and interests, so I'm sure we'll overlap somewhere. I'll try to keep these brief...

- Breaking Bad, Louie, It's Always Sunny, Seinfeld
- V for Vendetta, Sucker Punch, Inglorious Basterds, American Beauty
- Dune series, LoTR series, 1984, tons of nonfiction
- Braid, Fallout series, Metal Gear Solid series, Portal 1 & 2, Counterstrike series
- Buckethead, Mike Patton, Les Claypool, Kesha
- History of English podcast, Freakonomics, Free Thoughts from CATO, MBMBaM, WTF with Marc Maron
- Sushi, seafood, pasta, pizza, pierogies!

I love discovering new stuff, so recommend your favorites!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Honesty. Crazy important to me. I'm a stereotypical Philadelphian - bluntly honest - and I want you to be, too.
2. The Internet.
3. A to-do list. I have an entire screen of my phone dedicated to post-its!
4. Stuff to learn! Which then I use for #5...
5. Somebody asking for my advice. Maybe I have a need to be needed?
6. A cat in my lap. I definitely have a need to be kneaded.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future, career, dynamic systems, additional nicknames for my cat, lifehacks... Basically anything and everything because my brain refuses to turn off!

For example, I've spent far too much time discussing and figuring out which guys I'd go gay for. So far, it's Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, David Mitchell, Mike Rowe, Gordon Ramsay, Sean "Day[9]" Plott, Slash, Buckethead, Mike Patton, and Yoshida Tatsuya. If you recognize and love any of those people, let's fucking talk about it!

I've spent equal amounts of time deciding whether or not to start a politics podcast. It will probably happen... Maybe? Eventually?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
To be honest, I'm actually pretty boring day-to-day, but I think that just means I'm the honest one and all you rock climbing, globetrotting, "No two Fridays are the same!" people are liars!

- I'm probably watching a documentary on NetFlix...
- Or over a friend's drinking Yard's and playing some sort of party or board game retelling classic, embarrassing stories...
- Or, more rarely, at a bar with friends causing trouble by monopolizing the TouchTunes to play Journey back to back to back like the white trash that we are.

One thing is guaranteed: Everyone's smiling!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can run almost full speed in heels.

But seriously, ask me anything. I'm an open book and I hate small talk, so hit me!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I suppose this is a good time to say I'm very self a deprecating AND I'm totally going to bust your ball(s) as much as possible, so if you don't take yourself too seriously, it'll be a great date!