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My self-summary
I'm a simple man who values the time spent with his close friends over all else. The gratification that comes with sitting around a bonfire drinking a few beers and having good conversation. When I do spend time alone I take great pleasure in having Netflix marathons grinding out ten hours of Breaking Bad or LOST in one sitting.

I'm a huge nerd that can't seem to let go any of the classic aspects of our childhood whether its still watching Doug or Disney movies. My obsession with Disney movies is so bad that I have a Spotify play list that is titled "Drunk Disney" and consists of songs like "I just can't wait to be King" that I'm singing at the top of my lungs while intoxicated. I can't tell if I'm a terrible singer or if people just don't appreciated being serenaded to Boyz II Men in line at Target.

My favorite movie is Forest Gump and I'm always looking to find my Jenny so we can be like peas and carrots.

I'm a huge Philadelphia sports geek and obsess over the Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers, and Union. I'm addicted to the NFL Draft making sometimes the off-season one of my favorite parts of the year.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm thinking about becoming a stand up comedian and pursuing my dream of one day being on Saturday Night Live.
I’m really good at
I put a lot of faith in my abilities of communication and sense of humor. No matter how bad a day a person has had I can always manage to put a smile on their face and a laugh from their belly. People are the most important to me and I'll do anything for those close to me to be happy. I'm the rock that is always there and is ready and willing to pick you up.
The first things people usually notice about me
People normally notice how wicked my beard is and start playing out all their Zac Brown fantasies they've had since they first heard "Chicken fried".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books will always be comics since I'm always a child at heart. I love anything J. Michael Straczynski writes especially Rising Stars and Midnight Nation. For normal reading material I have a huge man crush on Anthony Bourdain and Kitchen Confidential is my go to beach book.

Movies would go...
1. Forest Gump
2. Fight Club
3. Beauty and the Beast
4. A Goofy Movie
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Others: Brave Little Toaster, K-Pax, Heavyweights, Castaway, Finding Nemo, Tangled, Aladdin, Blank Check, Incredibles, Monsters Inc., Toy Story, A Bugs Life, The Lion King, Cars, Up, The Jungle Book, American History X, Ghostbusters, Ice Age, V For Vendetta, Happy Gilmore, Grandma's Boy, X-Men, Jurassic Park, Knocked Up, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Role Models, Blow, Stepbrothers, Talladega Nights, Mulan, Tarzan, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Kick-Ass, RoboCop, Big Fish, Little Miss Sunshine, Batman, Superbad, Ratatouille , Rocky, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Sandlot, Rookie of the Year, Little Big League, Catch Me If You Can, Thank you For Smoking, That Thing You Do

2. Breaking Bad
3. Doug
4. It's Always Sunny
5. Adventure Time / Community

Others: Boy Meets World, Freaks and Geeks, Gargoyles, TaleSpin, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Jericho, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, The Daily Show, Archer, The Walking Dead, The Boondocks, Rocko's Modern Life, Batman: The Animated Series, Glee, King of the Hill, Storage Wars, Swamp People, Call of the Wildman, Man Vs Wild, Chappelle's Show, Trueblood, Game of Thrones, Top Chef, Diners Drive In's and Dives, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Raising Hope, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, The Office, My Name is Earl, Wildred, Louie, Shark Week, Cowboy Bebop, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Weeds, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Workaholics

1. U2
2. Bruce Springsteen
3. Akon
4. Kenny Chesney
5. Passion Pit

Other: Tom Petty, Billy Joel, Phil Collins, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goo Goo Dolls, Bare Naked Ladies, Queen, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Journey, Van Morrison, Temptations, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, The Beach Boys, Youngblood Hawke, Iglu & Hartly, Snow Patrol, MGMT, R.E.M., Coldplay, Katy Petty, Of Monsters and Men, Outkast, The Strokes, Brett Dennen, Far East Movement, Ben Bolds, Foo Fighters, Blink 182, Mumford and Sons, Johnny Cash, Counting Crows, The Police, Weezer, Eric Chruch, Zac Brown Band, Jason Aldean, Fleetwood Mac, Simon & Garfunkel, Hall & Oates, Boyce Avenue, Ray LaMontagne, Jason Mraz, Bright Eyes

Video Games...
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Pokemon
3. Skyrim
4. Zelda
5. Fallout

1. Grilled Cheese
2. Triscuits
3. Smartfood Popcorn
4. Sushi
5. Carrot Cake
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and the mysterious that surround it. From God to Sasquatch my mind is constantly buzzing with ideas. I love getting into important discusses about culture, philosophy, religion, and politics ... to the goofy ends of the spectrum like Ancient Aliens or which would you rather get mauled from: a shark or a bear
On a typical Friday night I am
Normally surround by friends whether it is at a bar or a quite circle around a bonfire. A person is only as strong as those he surrounds himself with and I try to surround myself with the best.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've went to a Hanson concert... and liked it. Penny and me was a jam, don't hate.
You should message me if
If you're looking to fulfill some strange Duck dynasty fetish.