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eric0516

30 M Norwich, CT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
* update... I made it back to CT after an epic bike trip through OR CA AZ NM and TX on 3/25. I am a show junkie and try to go to as many as my wallet will allow. I hate road side memorials with the white cross and plastic flowers, I like to spray paint bridges and dams, but i don't just write my name, (milkbone) i try to make pictures, and when I'm lucky they somewhat resemble my intended subject. I enjoy shooting, but the stigma of gun ownership is a drag. I'm a nice guy but I tend to make fun of people in my thoughts. Sometimes i wish I had a prosthetic limb just so I could remove it in inappropriate situations. My favorite food is cheese. My favorite color is red. My favorite shape is a circle. I will do almost anything that will make me laugh, and i have a smile on my dumb face most of the time. I have thick skin and am impossible to offend and wonder why other people get offended. oh, I also enjoy long walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
I free-style travel around the country, and work to save money to buy a sailboat. In my free time I like to ride my bike, play tennis, drink 40's out of paper bags, and floss my teeth because it feels good.
I’m really good at
Welding, white people dancing, cooking, fixing anything that's broken, fixing things that aren't broken, staring off into space, coming up with nicknames. giving lost people directions, riding a bicycle, waking up on time, sneaking into the movies, urban exploration, useless trivia, navigation, trespassing, training dogs not to shit on the floor, finding the silver lining, entertaining myself, tennis, hiding things, and finding an outlet to plug my phone into on the road.
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk loud sometimes... not sure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Im retitling this space "mottos"
"Do what makes a better story"
"Well behaved people are soon forgotten"
"Even a dead fish can go with the flow"
You get the idea
The six things I could never do without
bike, tarp, sleeping bag, hammock, books, and spare parts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will this hill never end
Thing that make me laugh
Do fish get thirsty
Why do kangaroos have three vaginas
Winning the lottery even though i never play
What i would do with superpowers
Who took the bomp from the bomp alomp alomp
What would I do with a time machine
How can I get away with this
If girls know they look sexy in a holloween costume why dont they wear them every day?
What i would do if i were king of the world...
1. Outlaw shape ups (the ugliest shoes ever)
2. Build a floating city
3. Let all nonvoilent offenders out of prison
4. Make nonviolent offenders wear shape ups as a punishment
5. Promote positive reenfocement
6. Outlaw whaling (really, what do you want a dead whale for?)
7. Put the bloods and the crips in a room together and not let them leave untill they agree to get along.
8. Make street gangs wear shape ups
9. Encourage napping
10. Create a global nation
11. Outlaw the family circus
12. Limit human reproduction by selective breeding (you must be able to read to breed)
13. Make professional athelete a nonpaying volunteer position
14. Manufacture a huge piece of rope and have a transatlantic tug of war
15. Free haircuts for every man woman and child
16. Preserve the rain forest
17. Strip the wealth from the top ten richest people every year to curb capitolism
18. Make the olympics naked again.
19. Put the westboro babtists on an island where they cant bother anyone. (And every other hate mongering sect of every religion.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i drink beer in the shower and pick my nose
I can knit and sew
Once i start eating pickled eggs i cant stop (seriously this is a problem and i had to give them up)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can say the alphabet backwards
You want to give me a free hair cut
You own a sail boat
You like to play tennis
You like long excursion vacations
You can climb trees without branches
You have cooked too many tacos
You wear a holloween costume every day
You want to join me for a ride
You're not a complete flake

*side note... ive looked at many profiles and find that even the most attractive people have that one pic that makes them look like crap. The only explanation is that they dont realise it. So if one of my pics is far uglier than the rest please let know. Thanks