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30 • M • Norwich, CT
- Last Online
- Today – 11:29am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from high school
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
"Do what makes a better story"
"Well behaved people are soon forgotten"
"Even a dead fish can go with the flow"
You get the idea
Thing that make me laugh
Do fish get thirsty
Why do kangaroos have three vaginas
Winning the lottery even though i never play
What i would do with superpowers
Who took the bomp from the bomp alomp alomp
What would I do with a time machine
How can I get away with this
If girls know they look sexy in a holloween costume why dont they wear them every day?
What i would do if i were king of the world...
1. Outlaw shape ups (the ugliest shoes ever)
2. Build a floating city
3. Let all nonvoilent offenders out of prison
4. Make nonviolent offenders wear shape ups as a punishment
5. Promote positive reenfocement
6. Outlaw whaling (really, what do you want a dead whale for?)
7. Put the bloods and the crips in a room together and not let them leave untill they agree to get along.
8. Make street gangs wear shape ups
9. Encourage napping
10. Create a global nation
11. Outlaw the family circus
12. Limit human reproduction by selective breeding (you must be able to read to breed)
13. Make professional athelete a nonpaying volunteer position
14. Manufacture a huge piece of rope and have a transatlantic tug of war
15. Free haircuts for every man woman and child
16. Preserve the rain forest
17. Strip the wealth from the top ten richest people every year to curb capitolism
18. Make the olympics naked again.
19. Put the westboro babtists on an island where they cant bother anyone. (And every other hate mongering sect of every religion.)
I can knit and sew
Once i start eating pickled eggs i cant stop (seriously this is a problem and i had to give them up)
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–60
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
You want to give me a free hair cut
You own a sail boat
You like to play tennis
You like long excursion vacations
You can climb trees without branches
You have cooked too many tacos
You wear a holloween costume every day
You want to join me for a ride
You're not a complete flake
*side note... ive looked at many profiles and find that even the most attractive people have that one pic that makes them look like crap. The only explanation is that they dont realise it. So if one of my pics is far uglier than the rest please let know. Thanks
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