Alright I'm kidding...It's just a joke. I work in energy sales (I sell oil and natural gas) and I'm pursuing an MBA. I enjoy golfing, snowboarding, working out.
Please do not I repeat DO NOT message me if you are one of the following:
(1) A stripper
(2) Have a problem or dependence issue with the following: Meth amphetamines, Crack cocaine, whippets, uppers, downers, quaaludes or Nyquil.
(3) Act like, drink like, talk like, curse like Snooki from the Jersey Shore.
(4) Have an adams apple, facial and or nostril hair and hands or feet larger than mine. (This is a very very important one, because you might be a man or quite possibly a transvestite)
Just figured I would give this a shot. I'm looking for a normal down to earth girl. I just moved to Chicago and I'm just looking to meet some new people.