I guess the main reason why I'm on here is to find a girl that will pretty much take care of me and not talk back. She has to do pretty much whatever I say and also cook and clean and do my laundry. It's also a must that she clean up after me and run my errands.
Alright look I'm kidding..it's just a joke.. I'm an energy trader. I enjoy golfing, snowboarding, working out and reading. I actually love reading and learning.
Please do not I repeat DO NOT message me if you are one of the following:
(1) A stripper
(2) Have a problem or dependence issue with the following: Meth amphetamines, Crack cocaine, whippets, uppers, downers, quaaludes or Nyquil.
(3) Act like, drink like, talk like, curse like Snooki from the Jersey Shore.
(4) Have an adams apple, facial and or nostril hair and hands or feet larger than mine. (This is a very very important one, because you might be a man or quite possibly a transvestite)
In all seriousness, I just moved here here from the East Coast and would like to meet someone to explore Chicago with. I just figured I would give this a shot.