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ericsoup85

29 M Whitehall, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First of all, I don't live in Whitehall yet, but I was just promoted and now working in the area. I will be moving up there in the next few weeks so if anyone knows of cheap apartments that aren't in stabby neighborhoods let me know.

Before we get into anything how about some jokes?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust..........

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Nothing, it's the Holocaust.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None......

So besides that I spend my life either driving to work or at work which involves selling tea oddly enough?
What I’m doing with my life
Slinging tea and tea accessories, and making my minions do the same.
I’m really good at
Offensive jokes.

Remembering specific things about people.

Being ruggedly handsome?

Making tea, if you do not like the tea I make I have to insist that you are wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends, most people see me working and can feel an aura of disdain and misanthropy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984, Animal Farm, Anthem, The Blue Germ, One-Minute Manager, Ip Man, Phantom of the Opera, 30 rock, Monk, Penn and Teller Bullshit, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Archer, House, Synth Pop, Impressionist classical music, latin jazz, a well seasoned steak, pork chops, rice and beans (yes I am a white boy that can cook rice and beans, you can line up to marry me) anything that has adobo on it.
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm

My glasses

Decent friends

Rare steaks

Good jokes

Cheap scotch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

If you get this reference then I might love you.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really have a typical Friday night. My work schedule is always changing so I don't know what I'm going to be up to. Usually I try to hang out and talk with some friends though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a submissive.
Two of my turn ons are women that are either smarter than me or better salespeople than me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you enjoy horrible jokes. I don't mean jokes that aren't funny I mean jokes that make you feel like a horrible person for laughing at them.

If you like big men, just want to hang out, or just a cool person. Or need a little schadenfreude in your life.