What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Nothing, it's the Holocaust.
Why is the snowman smiling?
Because the snowblower is coming.
I recently threw off the shackles of being a banker to go back to retail management and training at a tea shop. It fulfills my life long dream of being a teacher without the annoyances of children. I'm in a place where I can tell someone "Go fuck yourself" and no one will bat an eye. In other words, I am happy.