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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:46am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Before we get into anything how about some jokes?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust..........

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Nothing, it's the Holocaust.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Selling things, yelling at people for not selling things.
Was recently transferred to one of the largest stores in my company. So the same stuff, but more so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Offensive jokes.

Remembering specific things about

Making tea, if you do not like the tea I make I have to insist that you are wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once referred to as a blur of light and beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1984, Animal Farm, Anthem, The Blue Germ, One-Minute Manager, Ip Man, Phantom of the Opera, 30 rock, Monk, Penn and Teller Bullshit, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Archer, House, Synth Pop, Impressionist classical music, latin jazz, a well seasoned steak, pork chops, rice and beans anything that has adobo on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

My glasses

Decent friends

Rare steaks

Good jokes

Cheap scotch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

If you get this reference then I might love you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a typical Friday night. My work schedule is always changing so I don't know what I'm going to be up to. Usually I try to hang out and talk with some friends though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like a firm slap across the face.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you enjoy horrible jokes. I don't mean jokes that aren't funny I mean jokes that make you feel like a horrible person for laughing at them.

If you like big men, just want to hang out, or just a cool person. Or need a little schadenfreude in your life.