I'm Erika and just so you don't have to guess or guess wrong, I'm Puerto Rican, Panamanian, French, and Asian. The way to my heart is most definitely a sense of humor and an interesting mind. I put engaging conversation on a pedestal. I'm definitely a dreamer with big ideas and an idealist. I like to believe anything is possible. I'm pretty laid back and it takes a lot to get me angry or in a bad mood. Life is too short for that, right? However, I do speak my mind and I'll tell you to go fuck yourself, but it'll probably be with a smile on my face. I barely take things seriously, but I know when to. I spend a lot of my time playing video games if I'm not out with friends or getting lost in nature. So you should go with me finding new and beautiful places just to enjoy. I want to get into Muay Thai and MMA fighting some day. Tony Jaa is the man and score if you know who that is and has actually seen his movies. I can be pretty random and I love being silly. It's life, have fun. FTW, I'll finish this later. I plan to move to Aurora or Denver, Colorado within the next year if I have nothing going on here. I'm going to make this as long and ridiculous as possible. Why you ask? I say why not....and I get bored a lot.

So here are some random facts to take up my time as well as yours:

1. Chuck Norris jokes will never get old
2. Same with watching Walker, Texas Ranger. Not because it's a good show, but because of how ridiculously unreal the situations are and how bad the acting is
3. I want to learn how to break dance some day
4. I'm in love with Orange Juice and Orange Juice is in love with me
5. Anything having to do with the supernatural or occult has my interest
6. I fully support The Venus Project
7. I will be doing something on March 15/Z day and you should too
8. I will school you on Mario Kart 64
9. Horror movies never scare me, but I absolutely adore them
10. Vince Vaughn is one of the funniest men alive
11. I can be a huge asshole and a complete bitch, not even gonna lie about that. But only to people who deserve it.
12. I'm the epitome of a night owl. I have to take sleeping pills for this reason
13. My dream that I barely tell people is that I would love to be an actress
14. My other would be a front woman for a metal band haha
15. I'm tired of bullshit and games. I've been there, done that, been the fucking pro. Not into it. So if you are, don't bother.
16. I'm usually imagining how a situation can be funnier
17. I plan to live somewhere in Europe, Canada, or possibly the Azores one day.
18. More than likely I will tell you about dreams I had about the night before. They're all really vivid and it's weird if I don't remember them. Also they're fucking crazy. And by fucking crazy, I mean fucking awesome.
19. I hate 98% of the population. Chances are this includes you.
20. I like doing and taking part of really cute and romantic things, but only if you're the right person. Otherwise, I'll think it's totally gay and you are too.
21. It is very hard for me to fall for a guy or let anyone really into my heart. You might think you have me, but odds are, you don't. Fair warning. But if you are the right guy, then I'll be loyal till death.
22. Nothing is better than a simple pb&j sandwich with a tall glass of milk.
23. When I say FTW, it's more than likely going to mean fuck the world, but every once in a while it'll be for the win. Just use your context clues.
24. I honestly don't know why anyone would read all of this random garbage. If you do though, +5 points to you.
25. I'm very idealistic when it comes to love, but barely show it.
26. Anderson Silva is my favorite UFC fighter
27. We will not get along if you're upbeat, positive, full of cheer, get along and are content with about 98% of the population, and are not aggressive or dominant in the least bit. Fuck all that noise.
28. Hot pockets are fucking amazing.
29. Nothing is hotter than a person that can fight.
30. Ryan Conklin from the Brooklyn Real World is my fucking hero. No joke.
31. I sleep with music playing 90% of the time
32. I'm more sexually attracted to girls than guys, but I don't like to date girls because my experiences have been that they're crazy. But if it's a non-crazy girl, I'll totally make the exception.
33. The "v" on a guy is the hottest thing ever. It makes my mind go blank sometimes. It's a curse.
34. I love playing ship's mast.
35. I hate crying in front of people.
36. I don't know why I haven't stopped this ridiculous list yet but it's still not done. And if you've read this far, I honestly don't know what to say.

I wanted to get a psychology degree, but I decided criminal justice is the way to go, still need the fucking money though. Planning my escape from the United States, or at least the south. Trying to make myself a better person and make the most of this one shot at life.

Doing the robot. Being...me? Driving manual cars. Quoting the guy from the unforgivable videos on youtube and some of the Whitest Kids U Know sketches, which are absolutely amazing btw. Not really giving a fuck what people think, or sometimes just pretending to not give a fuck. Being indecisive, unless if I really really want something, then it's hard to change my mind. Confusing myself and others accidentally.

My awesomeness, or my eyes/eyelashes. And yes, my eyelashes are real. Aside from that, I'm always smiling. If I'm not smiling, I'm either thinking really hard about something or I'm in a really bad mood.

Books= Anything on abnormal psychology, metaphysics, new age topics, and religion.

Movies= Watchmen,300, The Dark Knight, Boondock Saints, Ong-Bak, Wedding Crashers, American Psycho, Planet Terror, Jumper, Kung Fu Hustle, Amelie, Green Street Hooligans, Twilight, Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist Addendum, The Cell, Waking Life, The Number 23, The Protector, Hotrod, Brotherhood of the Wolf, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Donnie Darko, Stepbrothers, both Kill Bills, Vanilla Sky, Memento, Death Proof, Grandma's Boy...

Music= Really anything but country. But my favorites as of now would be At the Gates, Atmosphere, White Lies, New Order, Moby, Snow Patrol, Mew, Immortal Technique, Whitechapel, Akon, Heavens, Mew, Misery Signals, Jedi Mind Tricks, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Gallows, Nightwish, Heaven Shall Burn, Abigail Williams, Mors Principium Est, Muse, The Classic Struggle, The Acacia Strain, The Faceless, Gojira, any 80's pop, M.I.A., Lite

Food= Italian and Japanese are def favorites. I hate seafood, unless if it's in sushi. Then I love the fuck out of it.

I have too many favorites. The end.

Loyalty
Family (blood and non-blood)
Respect
Honesty
Love
Knowledge

Everything and anything. Ways to cure my boredom. Places that I can go and maybe climb a tree or two. The meaning of life. Does God or Gods exist. The possibility of time travel and parallel universes. Things I want to do before I die. And what things I could add to my life to make it as enjoyable as possible. Everyone deserves to be happy, right? Of course, but not in the ignorance is bliss sort of way. I just sometimes think way too much. It can be my downfall. However, I wouldn't have it any other way. So if you're a thinker too, chances are we'll get along just fine.

Possibly playing video games, partying with friends, at a club or bar, at a show, at a bookstore reading, doing something awesome with a cute boy or girl, or at home with music playing and me reading.

I'm actually a robot.

But srsly, I listened and sang along to Goodbye Horses by Q-Lazarus for about 2 months straight. Needless to say, I was ecstatic to see Jay in Clerks 2 dance to that song.

You can put down the keyboard, phone, and remote control and step outside and enjoy life for what it really is despite circumstances.

You enjoy sitting under the stars and having a conversation about anything and everything into the wee hours of the morning.

Oh, and if you've ever played ship's mast or would ever want to :)