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31 Tucson, AZ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
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My Details

Last Online
Jul 19, 2013
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Used up
Other, and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Designed by Doctor Noonien Soong, Lieutenant Commander Ketchup is an android who serves as the first officer and chief operations officer aboard the starships Flagrante Delicto, Cadillac Steakhouse, Brass Tax, Shaun Harris with Full Release, and sometimes Pork Torta. He is a sentient artificial lifeform designed to resemble a human. His positronic brain allows him impressive computational capabilities and the ability to perform most human activities. However, he has ongoing difficulties understanding various aspects of human behavior and is unable to feel emotions. Weighing 100 kilograms, Ketchup is composed of 24.6 kg of tripolymer composites, 11.8 kg of molybdenum–cobalt alloys, and 1.3 kg of bioplast sheeting. Ketchup's upper spinal support is a polyalloy designed for extreme stress; his skull is composed of cortenide and duranium. Ketchup was built with an ultimate storage capacity of 800 quadrillion bits (approximately 88.8 petabytes or 93 million gigabytes). At the onset, Ketchup was constructed with a total linear computational speed rated at 60 trillion operations per second (TFLOPS). However, through bidirectional sequencing (which compensates for signal degradation) and conversion of his main interlink sequencer to asynchronous operation, Ketchup's computational speed was later no longer limited by the physical separation of his positronic links and, thus, became effectively unlimited. Ketchup's storage capacity is at least 17 times that of Google circa 2005.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I shall quest how i wish to quest, and you may quest how you wish to quest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One time i ate 60 pieces of nigiri in one sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I fucking hate reggae.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Im into hard sci fi. This is where you may decide to stop reading. I like battlestar galactica, doctor who, star trek, and fringe. I have a battlestar galactica tattoo... I also have a mr. Show tattoo and some dancing bacon, if that means anything to you. I really don't like morissey, but I grew up listening to mr. Bungle, so I don't really trust my own taste in music. On that note, the music at the top of my list is: brainiac, skeleton key, the paper chase, and melvins.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have a cat named robot. I love my cat. I will kill you. Also, I can't live without this empty propane tank. Or this empty keg. Or this empty oil can. Or this rusty chair... Or the rest of my drumset.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and conspiracy theories.
You should message me if
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Twatwaffle. That is all.