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Designed by Doctor Noonien Soong, Lieutenant Commander Ketchup is
an android who serves as the first officer and chief operations
officer aboard the starships Flagrante Delicto, Cadillac
Steakhouse, Brass Tax, Shaun Harris with Full Release, and
sometimes Pork Torta. He is a sentient artificial lifeform designed
to resemble a human. His positronic brain allows him impressive
computational capabilities and the ability to perform most human
activities. However, he has ongoing difficulties understanding
various aspects of human behavior and is unable to feel emotions.
Weighing 100 kilograms, Ketchup is composed of 24.6 kg of
tripolymer composites, 11.8 kg of molybdenum–cobalt alloys, and 1.3
kg of bioplast sheeting. Ketchup's upper spinal support is a
polyalloy designed for extreme stress; his skull is composed of
cortenide and duranium. Ketchup was built with an ultimate storage
capacity of 800 quadrillion bits (approximately 88.8 petabytes or
93 million gigabytes). At the onset, Ketchup was constructed with a
total linear computational speed rated at 60 trillion operations
per second (TFLOPS). However, through bidirectional sequencing
(which compensates for signal degradation) and conversion of his
main interlink sequencer to asynchronous operation, Ketchup's
computational speed was later no longer limited by the physical
separation of his positronic links and, thus, became effectively
unlimited. Ketchup's storage capacity is at least 17 times that of
Google circa 2005.
What I’m doing with my life
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I shall quest how i wish to quest, and you may quest how you wish
I’m really good at
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One time i ate 60 pieces of nigiri in one sitting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Im into hard sci fi. This is where you may decide to stop reading.
I like battlestar galactica, doctor who, star trek, and fringe. I
have a battlestar galactica tattoo... I also have a mr. Show tattoo
and some dancing bacon, if that means anything to you. I really
don't like morissey, but I grew up listening to mr. Bungle, so I
don't really trust my own taste in music. On that note, the music
at the top of my list is: brainiac, skeleton key, the paper chase,
The six things I could never do without
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I have a cat named robot. I love my cat. I will kill you. Also, I
can't live without this empty propane tank. Or this empty keg. Or
this empty oil can. Or this rusty chair... Or the rest of my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and conspiracy theories.
You should message me if
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