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eriklucas314159

48 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:05am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Finnish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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NSPP

January 22nd, 2014

"You will find a great fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek."
-'O'Brother Where Art Thou?'

Hey! Welcome to our home.

Mauli! Kaiju! Logan!
DOWN.
Yes, those are our pitties my wife is putting into the backyard so they won't bounce all over you. We'll see them in a bit once they simmer down a tad. May I offer you a beverage? We have Henry's, IPA, and fizzy water. Oh, in realm of wine we have a gerztraminer and a cab'.

Please, grab a sit down.

As you see we decorate with lots of old tools and bones. Yes, we have a huge rack of board games. Most of them belong to my wife's beau. Yes, it sounds like the pup dogs are killing each other out there but such is the vigor of doggie youth. Thankfully we have a fence between them and the garden beds. We are planning on getting chickens and rabbits come spring but I'm opting for bees even though our roommate downstairs is disproportionately terrified of bees. Since my work usually has me home around 2:30 I have time for tooling about the yard in such endevours.

Anyway I'm glad you could make it. So, how's it goin'?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"It's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want.
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do."
-They Might Be Giants
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"He can be a macho man
And now he's a game show host
Well one minute hilarious comedian
Now he's an undercover cop
Say
Ohhhhhhhh - let the poor boy dre-eeeeam
Ohhhhhhhhhh - livin' make-belie-eeeeeve"
-David Byrne
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I posess an accent which is indicative of the 906.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music.

Gritty,
tribal,
discordant,
and
whimiscal music
is the bulk of my favored listening:

Loreena McKennitt,
Dead Can Dance,
The Pogues,
Cowboy Junkies,
Concrete Blonde,
Sisters of Mercy,
and
ABBA immediately come to mind. Yes, I put that in there to see if you're paying attention. But I still love them.

Johnny Cash's video for 'Hurt', is one of the most powerful pieces of musical architecture I've ever experienced. Trent no longer owns that song.
After that it's 'Turn the World Around' by Harry Belafonte on 'The Muppet Show'. Listening to it gives me gooseflesh.

"Wipe him down with gasoline Till his arms are hard and mean From now on boys this iron boat's your home
So heave away boys. Heave Away!"

-'Singapore', Tom Waits

That song is favored by me because
1) I spent a number of years chanting that song in the fishmeal hold of the 'Northern Eagle'.
2) I got to be first exposed to this discordant song while nude modeling back in college.

A Holy movie trinity for me is
'Kung Fu-Panda',
'Seven Samurai'
and
'Kung Fu Hustle'
They are sacred to me as they all deal with the archetypical fool coming to terms with his potential; something with which I have no mere familiarity.

Books: A stew of fantasy and science fiction. I still haven't got my Heinlein on. For a geek I'm pretty lightweight.

George Martin!
Write more before you die you bastard!

Joseph Campbell's disections of mythology inspired me to pick up Jung (and I want to like Jung but...) and in being a good little progressive 'The People's History of the United States' is my bible.
After reading a history of the founding of Austrailia I'm powerful keen on discovering more history. Or maybe Austrailia just had a fun history since it was founded by thieves & drunks.

Curries of the world!
Get into my belly.
( Antartican is my favorite)

Animation is not kiddie's faire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around."
-TMBG

"Always keep a sapphire in your mind. Always keep a diamond in your mind."
-Tom Waits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"All the good in the world can fit inside a thimble and
still have room for you and me."
-Tom Waits
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It is difficult for me to behold certain old atlases, maps, and encyclopedias.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You resonate with mythic qualities of life in everyday existence.

You enjoy pi as well as pie.

you too enjoy labeling sealed leftovers for easy identification in the 'fridge.

You appreciate soil, rocks, water, and carving miniature terrain out of Styrofoam.

You know that quantum foam is not an elite cappuccino topping.

You can appreciate a:

board gaming
crafty costuming
home brewing
dog walking
dirt digging
tent camping
weed smoking
skirt wearing
construction worker
who is intermittently

loquacious
and
laconic

*****
These are some of my favorite jokes:

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."

*****

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatien....
MOOOOOO!

*****
Zen monk approaches hot dog vendor,
"Make me one with everything'

Vendor hands him a loaded hot dog, "Three dollars."
Monk hands him a five and the vendor begins serving someone else.
"Do you expect change?"
"Yes." says the monk.
"Ah, but change comes from within."