Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


48 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Okay), Finnish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
December 17th, 2014

"You will find a great fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek."
-'O'Brother Where Art Thou?'


My name is Erik and I have a slight flaw in my character.

I'm an unabashed dork, part-time spastic, with a monocum of sensuality on loan from Goddess.

I'm blissfully married with

My wife has a beau who is a great friend and is essentially family.

I seek a lass who would spark a relationship with me in parallel.
My sensibilities incorporate:
Gaming (board)
Dancing (tribal swing)
Camping (tent)
Gardening (summer)
Crafting (winter)
Volunteering (TILTH)
Conventioneering (sci-fic/steampunk)
Haunting Georgetown (pinball/shuffleboard/microbrew)
Bicycling (wineries make keen destinations)
kayaking/canoeing (if you have a kayak or canoe)

Assuredly, this is the tip of the proverbial berg of ice.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"It's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want.
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do."
-They Might Be Giants
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"He can be a macho man
And now he's a game show host
Well one minute hilarious comedian
Now he's an undercover cop
Ohhhhhhhh - let the poor boy dre-eeeeam
Ohhhhhhhhhh - livin' make-belie-eeeeeve"
-David Byrne

I can place the beejeezus out of rocks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I posess an accent which is indicative of the 906.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Board gaming comes before books, movies, shows, music, and food.


whimiscal music
is the bulk of my favored listening:

Loreena McKennitt,
Dead Can Dance,
The Pogues,
Cowboy Junkies,
Concrete Blonde,
Sisters of Mercy,
ABBA immediately come to mind. Yes, I put that in there to see if you're paying attention. But I still love them.

Johnny Cash's video for 'Hurt', is one of the most powerful pieces of musical architecture I've ever experienced. Trent no longer owns that song.
After that it's 'Turn the World Around' by Harry Belafonte on 'The Muppet Show'. Listening to it gives me gooseflesh.

"Wipe him down with gasoline Till his arms are hard and mean From now on boys this iron boat's your home
So heave away boys"
-'Singapore', Tom Waits

That song is favored by me because
1) I spent a number of years chanting that song in the fishmeal hold of the 'Northern Eagle'.
2) I got to be first exposed to this discordant song while nude modeling back in college.

A holy movie trinity for me is
'Kung Fu-Panda',
'Seven Samurai'
'Kung Fu Hustle'
They are sacred to me as they all deal with the archetypical fool coming to terms with his potential; something with which I have no mere familiarity.

Books: A stew of fantasy and science fiction. I still haven't got my Heinlein on. For a geek I'm pretty lightweight.

George Martin!
Write more before you die you bastard!

Joseph Campbell's disections of mythology inspired me to pick up Jung (and I want to like Jung but...) and in being a good little progressive 'The People's History of the United States' is my bible.
After reading a history of the founding of Austrailia I'm powerful keen on discovering more history. Or maybe Austrailia just had a fun history since it was founded by thieves & drunks.

Curries of the world!
Get into my belly.
( Antartican is my favorite)

While I'm not unfamiliar with Ingmar Bergman or Vittorio De Sica I have to say that 'The Incredibles' just blew me away. Soundtrack, character, re-invention of the 60's look, action, drama, & humor. Damn I wish a sequel could be made to that act.

Once night has fully established itself and I'm embedded in our sectional I will scour On Demand for any and all 'Venture Brothers', 'Archer', 'Robot Chicken' and 'Wilfred'.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around."

Massive trees
Canyons (Walnut over Grand)
Fire pits
+1 Long sword/ +5 vs. dipshits. It has a name but I cannot reveal it here.

While I'm frequently without these items
I keep their essence in my mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"All the good in the world can fit inside a thimble and
still have room for you and me."
-Tom Waits
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"I'm going down by the river
Where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, and walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah
Oh yeah." -Concrete Blonde

Or I can be found in Georgetown or AFK or at home in my garage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Certain old atlases and encyclopedias give me the 'heebie-jeebies'.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You resonate with mythic qualities of life in everyday existence.

You like pi as well as pie.
You groove on soil, rocks, water, and carving miniature terrain out of Styrofoam.

You know that quantum foam is not an elite cappuccino topping.

You can appreciate a:

board gaming
crafty costuming
home brewing
dog walking
dirt digging
tent camping
weed smoking
skirt wearing
construction worker
who is intermitently verbose

These are some of my favorite jokes:

Man: "Doctor, I can't take it anymore. Life is meaningless and full of strife. I can't stand living with the way humanity treats itself and I want to leave this existence."

Doctor: "I have the cure! The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see his show. If he can't cure you nothing will!"

Man: "But doctor! I AM Pagliacci!"


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow.

Zen monk approaches hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything'
Vendor hands him a loaded hot dog, "Three dollars."
Monk hands him a five and the vendor begins serving someone else.
"Do you expect change?"
"Yes." says the monk
"Ah, but change comes from within."