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March 3rd, 2014
"You will find a great fortune, though it will not be the fortune
-'O'Brother Where Art Thou?'
Hey! Welcome to our home.
Mauli! Kaiju! Logan!
Yes, those are our pitties my wife is putting into the backyard so
they won't bounce all over you. We'll see them in a bit once they
simmer down a tad. May I offer you a beverage? We have Henry's,
IPA, and fizzy water. Oh, in realm of wine we have a gerztraminer
and a cab'.
Please, grab a sit down.
As you see we decorate with lots of old tools and bones. Yes, we
have a huge rack of board games. Most of them belong to my wife's
beau. Yes, it sounds like the pup dogs are killing each other out
there but such is the vigor of doggie youth. Thankfully we have a
fence between them and the garden beds. We are planning on getting
chickens and rabbits come spring but I'm opting for bees even
though our roommate downstairs is disproportionately terrified of
bees. Since my work usually has me home around 2:30 I have time for
tooling about the yard in such endevours.
Anyway I'm glad you could make it. How are you?
What I’m doing with my life
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"It's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want.
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do."
-They Might Be Giants
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"He can be a macho man
And now he's a game show host
Well one minute hilarious comedian
Now he's an undercover cop
Ohhhhhhhh - let the poor boy dre-eeeeam
Ohhhhhhhhhh - livin' make-belie-eeeeeve"
The first things people usually notice about me
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I posess an accent which is indicative of the 906.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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is the bulk of my favored listening:
Dead Can Dance,
Sisters of Mercy,
ABBA immediately come to mind. Yes, I put that in there to see if
you're paying attention. But I still love them.
Johnny Cash's video for 'Hurt', is one of the most powerful pieces
of musical architecture I've ever experienced. Trent no longer owns
After that it's 'Turn the World Around' by Harry Belafonte on 'The
Muppet Show'. Listening to it gives me gooseflesh.
"Wipe him down with gasoline Till his arms are hard and mean From
now on boys this iron boat's your home
So heave away boys. Heave Away!"
-'Singapore', Tom Waits
That song is favored by me because
1) I spent a number of years chanting that song in the fishmeal
hold of the 'Northern Eagle'.
2) I got to be first exposed to this discordant song while nude
modeling back in college.
A Holy movie trinity for me is
'Kung Fu Hustle'
They are sacred to me as they all deal with the archetypical fool
coming to terms with his potential; something with which I have no
Books: A stew of fantasy and science fiction. I still haven't got
my Heinlein on. For a geek I'm pretty lightweight.
Write more before you die you bastard!
Joseph Campbell's disections of mythology inspired me to pick up
Jung (and I want to like Jung but...) and in being a good little
progressive 'The People's History of the United States' is my
After reading a history of the founding of Austrailia I'm powerful
keen on discovering more history. Or maybe Austrailia just had a
fun history since it was founded by thieves & drunks.
Curries of the world!
Get into my belly.
( Antartican is my favorite)
Animation is not kiddie's faire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around."
"Always keep a sapphire in your mind. Always keep a diamond in your
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"All the good in the world can fit inside a thimble and
still have room for you and me."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It is difficult for me to behold certain old atlases, maps, and
You should message me if
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You resonate with mythic qualities of life in everyday
You enjoy pi as well as pie.
you would gape in awe at my labeling of sealed leftovers for easy
identification in the 'fridge.
You appreciate soil, rocks, water, and carving miniature terrain
out of Styrofoam.
You know that quantum foam is not an elite cappuccino
You can appreciate a:
who is intermittently
These are some of my favorite jokes:
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and
cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says:
"Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go
see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But
doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."
Zen monk approaches hot dog vendor,
"Make me one with everything'
Vendor hands him a loaded hot dog, "Three dollars."
Monk hands him a five and the vendor begins serving someone
"Do you expect change?"
"Yes." says the monk.
"Ah, but change comes from within."
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