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erikp1976

37 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm reasonably smart, witty, and a little on the sarcastic side.

I go to the gym approximately 2. 57 times a week, not because I enjoy it particularly, but I enjoy the results and feel so much better being in shape instead of being pear shaped, lol.

I'm pretty competitive and like to win... and if you beat me I will pout for a little bit, but quickly get over it. I like almost any "bar" game... pool, darts, foosball, air hockey, basketball thingie, etc.

I really like playing Texas hold 'em poker. I love the social aspects of the game; the skill, intuition and luck keep me coming back for more.

I like to go golfing occasionally... ok, I don't really like to golf. It's more about having a few beers, driving a little cart recklessly, and swearing at a little white ball while relaxing in a nicely landscaped setting.

I am sarcastic, sarcastic, and redundant
What I’m doing with my life
I do web product Chandler Bing type stuff for a non-profit organization which pays the bills and keeps the soul relatively intact. I only consider myself half sold-out to "the man".

I'm building up a repertoire of stories, life experiences, and non sequitors to form some form of novel, screen play, or stand up act. Eventually... maybe. I'm the writer type who hasn't written shit (lately) ;)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh until their drink squirts out their nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes... and my sparkling personality... then my butt ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love spicy food: Mexican, Sushi, Thai, & Indian. I also enjoy All-American fare like burgers, steaks, and BBQ.

Bands: Gn'R, Radiohead, Beatles

Don't watch much TV but like: Family Guy, Breaking Bad, No Reservations, game of thrones (spoiler alert, read the books) random travel channel shows, and 3 sheets.

Favorite books/authors: Currently reading, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" Recently re-read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Vonnugut & Bukowski... do love more pulp/pop stuff like Stephen King, Dan Brown, & Also like Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, and Malcom Gladwell.

Movies: Love Quentin Tarrantino films. Actually like most *good* flims. If something is too formulaic or cheezy, regardless of genre, I won't like it. A bit of a geek so of course Star Wars and LoTR... I never collected comic books but do enjoy a good comic book film adaptation (dark knight, watchmen, etc). Really like Coen brother films (burn after reading, I *LOVE* Big Lebowski, etc)
The six things I could never do without
still working on this list (but here's a rough cut in no order):

good friends
interwebz/apps
good food
beer/wine
music/books
sex --> (actually that comes off a little more crass than I intend, maybe physical affection would be more accurate)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... That a lot of words rhyme with "hug me"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You can ask me pretty much anything in person (and probably *alot* on chat) and I'll answer honestly. I don't feel the need (at this time) to publish my misadventures at this time ;) Quid pro Quo, Clarice!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're of at least average intelligence, have a sense of humor, and are not easily offended.