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erinaud

30 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I just want to make out with a hot guy. Is that so wrong?
What I’m doing with my life
When I was 9 years old, I was taken from my family by carnies and forced to join the circus. When I couldn't hack it as a lion tamer, they threw me out on the streets. I made my way from town to town by riding the rails. The only thing that saved me was my penchant for tap dancing which caught the attention of a billionaire with a heart of gold who adopted me.

After high school, I joined a street acapella group called the Do Rea f#*k Mes. We hit it big in our target market of Debuke Iowa and even had one record go wood. After we went our separate ways, I finally got to realize my dream of being a somlier.
I’m really good at
Picking my nose, bjs, painting with my feet, tying chewy stems in a knot with my tongue, and telling the truth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm allergic to the paper that books are printed on so I don't read.

Pop music carries the mark of satan. Only polka music is tolerable.

Flashing lights give me seizures so movies and tv are out.
The six things I could never do without
Air
Water
Sunlight
Oxygen
Sustenance
Coke zero
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The time I was abducted by aliens
On a typical Friday night I am
Reliving my glory days as the national third place winner of the little miss preteen cute girl pagent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep at night and I'm awake during the day
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've read my profile and have a sense of humor. Also, include the word sassafras in your message or I won't respond.