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26 New York, NY Woman


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  • Ages 25-36
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My details

Last online
Apr 3
5' 2" (1.58m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
English, Latin (Somewhat), Czech (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I was born and raised in San Francisco. I definitely left my heart there, but I'm going to be in New York for a long while.

I'm a journalist who makes a lot of bad puns and odd TV references. I'm really good at googling (I can beat anybody in a research race) and I'm an extraordinarily slow eater - both facts which get a lot of attention in my workplace.

Some more fun facts: I like watching movies, reading, reading in bars, baseball (go Giants!), spy novels, traveling, museums, writing, cooking, dancing, puppies, beer, whiskey and red wine, old things (I dream of being on Antiques Roadshow one day), wandering around the city, British TV (especially crime shows and comedies, dancing)...and stuff.

(Self-summaries are hard!)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a big news organization (the one owned by Mickey Mouse). I write, film, produce, etc. I'm also the assistant to the anchor, which basically means I do a lot of research and tag along on some really cool stuff. It also means all my friends ask me about everything, all the time.

Also, I can name all the countries in the world (yes, really). I know, I know. It brings all the boys to the yard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Multitasking. Google. Remembering useless trivia. Dancing in totally out-of-date styles (the Charleston and the jerk are my specialties). Telling stories. Relating everything to an episode of Seinfeld, Peep Show, Broad City, or a Mitch Hedberg joke. I also make a great Irish coffee and chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Thai food, I miss In&Out, I really hate peanut butter, and one time my dentist told me I eat too many apples (really). I drink a lot of coffee, and eat a lot of snapea crisps. For 2015, I'm trying to eat home-cooked as often as possible. So far, so good.

I also have an excellent home bar, and I'm always looking for good new drink recipes. Send 'em my way!

As for music, I'll give anything a listen, but my favorite genres are oldies and classic rock, crusty old blues, classic r&b and soul, bluegrass, and Prince. I also have a pretty kick ass vinyl collection.

My favorite books are The Power of One, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, The Groucho Letters, all Sherlock Holmes, All the President's Men, The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, Just Kids, The Art of Fielding, The Secret History, the Tales of the City series, Harry Potter (obviously), Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Confederacy of Dunces, and Up in the Old Hotel.

And movies - I really love watching movies. Actually, the worst thing about New York is that movie tickets are damn expensive; I have a somewhat embarrassing habit of going to the movies before noon because the tickets are half price.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
CatDog. How on earth did that work?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time, I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
You should message me if
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If you have a theory on CatDog- I'd love to hear it. Or, you know, if you just want to talk or get a drink. Either way, I'm looking for someone who's looking for something more than just casually hanging out.