I've been a Jersey boy all my life, but I'll be relocating to Queens to be closer to work, in Long Island. To all you Queens residents: I could sure use some tips as to where to move.
I'm pretty old fashioned, with conservative morals and values which I won't compromise for anyone. I love to crack jokes and laugh, sometimes at your expense.
I'll tell you what I'm not into, nothing personal:
1. Aspiring actresses, models, singers, artists, photographers, DJs
2. Uneducated chicks with some get rich quick scheme
3. Artsy, earthy, yuppie, hipsters