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ernie2084

30 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Finally decided to update this after a long time staring at a blank page. I do all sorts of stuff, so it's hard to summarize, read on to find out.

I am brash, varied, and sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
Recently passed the Bar Exam, studying to take another. We'll see how that goes. Even with all this law crap, I still think of myself as an engineer with a law degree instead of as a lawyer with too many certified pieces of paper. In my spare time, I train jiu-jitsu and play several instruments including the bass guitar and French horn.
I’m really good at
-Fighting. Well, not quite so much as other people at my dojo, but apparently I'm passable. I am not crazy enough to climb in a cage like most of them though, as I do slightly value my brain.
-Watching sports, especially baseball and football. Being able to watch 7 football games at once while processing them all is a true talent, and my friends tell me I should be a baseball commentator because I'm so full of strange and useless info during the games.
-Video games, though I don't spend nearly as much time playing them as I used to. Playing Dr. Mario with me is apparently a very humbling experience, or so I've been told
-Sarcasm. That is what passes for wit in my world.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blatant disregard for self-censorship. Once people talk to me for a bit, they realize I will say just about anything that pops into my head, oftentimes without regard for the consequences. Since I cut off the jewfro, I don't really have any defining physical features, no hunchback or third eye/arm, though that would probably be useful while training.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Just about anything sports-related, along with general interest stuff in the physics/math/law fields. Haven't really had much of a chance to read for fun lately, studying pretty much killed my desire to open a book at home, so any recommendations are welcome.

Movies: The usual (Dark Knight/Fight Club/Grandma's Boy/etc), no real genre specific stuff. Ordinarily though, I do watch TV more than movies, with The Wire/Deadwood/Dexter/Law + Order being high on the list.

Music: Anything. Literally anything. Stuff on my ipod ranges from classical to hip-hop to classic rock, if I hear a song I like, it gets added to the list. Bonus points if it's something I can play/sing along with.

Food: Sushi. Greatest food ever.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

-air
-food
-water
-The Internet - despite what you may have heard, it's not just for porn these days
-original Nintendo - playing old-school games with a new controller isn't quite the same
-training partners - while in football you can work on technique with a tackling dummy, we don't quite get as much practice by hitting inanimate objects
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I want to do with my life. So far I've done a good job at excluding possibilities (engineering/physics/law), but I want to find something that sticks.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting my ass kicked by a large, angry Irishman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often wish I were a TV doctor (House/Dr. Cox) so I could get away with being horrendously abrasive and sarcastic while making a career out of it. That sounds like too much fun, and it'd be nice to have a laugh track.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I appear interesting in any way, shape, or form. I ordinarily prefer women of substance (both mentally and physically), but if you're a stick-thin airhead who thinks I sound like fun, please go right ahead and send me a message anyway.