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ernley

56 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 40–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Feeling a bit playful with this online invitation for introspection. Basically, I'm a funny, sensitive bloke, a loyal friend, a good dad (I hope) to my fifteen year old son, feeling a bit despondent at times about finding a friend and lover, but hell, I'm here, and looking!

I am witty, intelligent, and sexy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Treading water a bit (although I think that's probably a very poor answer here, however honest). Making serious enquiries about progressing my training as a counsellor. Considering moving to the countryside and whether I can afford a skiing holiday this year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a pig's ear of internet dating profiles. Having said that, I'm a good listener and can make people feel at ease. I also play a mean guitar and seem to have an emerging talent in the kitchen (cooking, not grouting).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes ( I have more than my fair share); my long, sensitive fingers; the bulge in my jeans
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love sleazy, sexy blues. Thankfully, growing older gives one more kudos when playing it in (illegally) smoky basement bars.

Embarrassingly, I'm still swooning over Avatar but I did find equilibrium by watching Brief Encounter directly afterwards.

I do have the most amazing local Indian, but maybe everyone does.

I really was affected by Joyce's Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Somehow, the Higher Education Funding Regulations which I read daily don't seem to compare.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, my guitar, my ability to laugh at life, filling in self-analysis forms, my ambition to one day own a gecko, Arsenal, my inheritance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to be in love again, or at least having great sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either watching Shakespeare at the Barbican or swilling bargain bitter in my local Wetherspoons
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have had cybersex and enjoyed it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're quirky, intelligent and have a sense of the ridiculous.