Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The true test....did you read my profile? I grew up a poor black
boy in the south. After the depression my family moved me to a town
just south of Canada where my gender reassignment took place. It’s
quiet possible that due to an irradiated dosage of Diprovan, I have
acquired superpowers. I had been transformed into a Jewish vixen.
I’m now capable of holding my breath for 2 minutes under water and
for 10 minutes while in a tantrum. I can smell a coin on the ground
from at least a mile away. I can make the strongest willed man
change his mind with the smallest dose of guilt. I can fly
(typically with Hawaiian airlines for the sky miles). I can move
faster then a speeding train (typically when in my car). I can leap
building in a single bound (really I can). In all seriousness
though, the most impressive power bestowed upon me was the ability
to stop traffic with my rocking curves. You have to ask my mother
what my other redeeming qualities are because she’s the only one
that says nice things about me. I have a few basic requirements for
my dates. Don’t hit on my mother or my brother. Don’t pretend to
have forgotten you wallet when the bill comes. Don’t try to
convince me that a ménage a trio will strengthen our bond. Put the
toilet seat down. Don’t lie about your profession, I will find out
that you’re a stripper. Don’t be a pessimist. Don’t be a goofy
optimist. Maybe just sit there and just look pretty. Only if I
could clone myself, then the date would be perfect. Oh and you
really must love to travel, and I don’t mean taking a short trip to
Santa Barbara or to Vegas. You must be prepared to backpack through
South America or have lunch at Roscoe’s Chicken n’ Waffles. MOST
important, if you send an inquisitive email regarding my said
gender reassignment, don’t be upset if I choose to not gratify your
stupidity with a response. Kisses!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a nature enthusiast with a passionate affinity for
travel/exploration, photography and giving back to the world by
being of service. When I'm not touring the globe or in school, I'm
playing nurse in an ER or in the Neurosurgical ICU. In a few years
I will be CRNA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a nurse, being kind to all living creatures, photography,
making people laugh (hopefully not at my expense), swimming,
dancing, biking, trying to run (I just don't enjoy it) and hiking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My vivacious personality and there are a few distinctive physical
traits that you can identify on your own accord.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, adventure, my guitar, the ocean, a kitchen, my thumbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Career advancement, making a difference in the world or my
community, vacations/travel, the outdoors/nature, family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to live music, salsa dancing, at home with a good book or
movie or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wouldn't be much of a mystery if I gratified this question with a
You should message me if
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You are ready to meet someone that is better than your ex.
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