Okay, the first thing you're looking for is the photo, right? Well not yet. I have to find the right picture. But let me describe myself to you. I am 5' 8", 175 lbs (a tad overweight, but what geek isn't?) My ex gf called them 'love handles'. I have brown hair and I wear either contacts or glasses, depending. I have green eyes, and a decent smile. If you're looking for a Greek god, well, sleep with a statue. I'm softer and more conversant. Okay, the second thing you should know is I write erotica. You can see samples at my blog, http://eroticawriter26.blogspot.com Even though I write erotica, don't think I'm after sex, I just want to make you as horny as I am. ;-) Also don't think I've experienced everything I write about. I have a very vivid imagination. Am I a moral person? Well, put it this way, I used to be a devout Christian, but got a little fed up with all the politics. Now I'm learning how to be a buddhist. It may not be for me, but it's easier to work with. So I like to write. Erotica is just one form. I write romance (big leap there) and just general fiction. I have a Bachelor's degree in Business Admin, working, slowly, on a MBA. I run my own business, and travel quite a bit. So even though my profile says I'm in Mass, I may be almost anywhere. I do like to chat online, so drop me a line.

I'm in business for myself, selling educational videos on the web. I design my own web sites, but I'm not ready to reveal that one to you yet. I also travel from city to city to give demonstrations on using high tech equipment. I write erotica in my spare time (I have a zip drive filled with it.) I'm trying to slow my life down by learning buddhism.

Writing erotica, so my friends say. Want to get horny? See my blog. I'm good at computers, high tech equipment (you name it). Languages, like French and Spanish. I'd like to learn Russian, Chinese, Japanese. Any teachers out there? Horny teachers? ;-)

Here's a sample of my work: “You have pretty eyes,” he said. He gazed at her over the restaurant table. She giggled. “Thanks, but most men prefer – other assets.” She glanced down at her ample bosom. He smiled. “They don’t know you like I do.” He grasped her hand and felt the smoothness. She laughed. “One date and you think you know everything about me?” He nodded. “I can reach right into your mind and dwell there for eternity, yet to you it would be the blink of an eye.” She flipped her long brown hair out of her eyes, unconsciously exposing her neck. He smiled and kissed her hand and saw the flash in her eyes. She caressed his cheek and casually looked at her watch. “It’s getting late, you wanna walk me home?” They got up and she headed for the bathroom. He paid the bill as slowly as he could, because he could feel his body ache with desire. He fought for control, shifted his pants slightly to hide the bulge and waited for her. She came out a moment later and he took her by the arm and led her out. It had been her idea to eat at a restaurant 2 blocks from her apartment. He thought first she was embarrassed about not having a car, but he was glad he was wrong. The summer air, stifling as they left the restaurant, had flowed coolly over their bodies. He waited for her to turn away, and then caught a glimpse of her taut nipples, striving to break free from her strapless dress. Her soft, pale skin streamed with sweat. They made it to her apartment at a gallop and she unlocked the door. “Night cap?” she said. He could barely contain his excitement. “Uh, yeah.” She smiled, took him by the hand and led him in. The room was cool and dark. She flipped a switch and a soft light shone. She put her pocketbook on the couch. “Boy I am just drenched with sweat,” she said. “I’m going to take a shower to freshen up, do you mind?” He shook his head. “I feel the same way.” She giggled.” Well there’s room in there for two.” She smiled. He felt a surge in his pants. “Well, if you insist.” She nodded and led the way into the bedroom, slid her shoes and then her dress off and onto the floor. The view from behind was stunning, even with panties on. Her wide hips wiggled in anticipation. She turned half to him and he caught his breath at the sight. Her round, full breasts seemed to move in slow motion. Her nipples, freed from the confines of her dress, blazed red as roses in full bloom. She glanced at him, as if saying ‘Well?’ He took off his shirt, his lean 6 foot height stretched to its fullest. She smiled appreciatively and went into the bathroom. He took off his pants, felt a raging hard-on try to fight its way out of his underwear and obliged it by yanking down the briefs. Shoes and socks flew off as he followed her. She already had the water on, bent over the tub. He came up behind her and caressed her lily-white ass. “Ooh.” She stood, turned and embraced him. She had to reach up, and he met her halfway, feeling her moist, luscious lips on his. Her nipples brushed against his chest, white-hot. A leg moved up his leg and around his ass. His erection felt like a rocket in flight, and in a hurry. They stepped into the shower as one, arms, legs, mouths and tongues intermingled. He ran a hand over her nipples and she let out a low moan. He felt her hand on his dick and she let out a gasp. “That’s the hottest dick I’ve ever felt!” He looked her in her dark green eyes and buried his mouth into her long neck. He pressed against her and she backed into the wall of the shower, and they relished the sensations. Hot water flowed over them both. But their juices were hotter and he slipped a finger inside her, wetter than the water. His penis could stand it no longer and he plunged his 9 inches into her. She cried out and clutched his ass convulsively, but her did not withdraw until he had mastered himself again, and then he began to slowly slide in and out of her. “Faster, faster,” she cried. But he was in control and he wanted the moment to last. He sucked on her neck, knowing the hickey would be a large red blotch, a statement to his longevity. He felt her tremble, then a scream burst out of her and he felt her vagina contract around his cock. He quickened his pace as her fingernails dug into his rear, and she wrapped first one leg, then the other around him. She was entirely at his mercy; spasms and screams intermingled as her chest heaved in gasp after gasp. The spasms paused for a moment, and she relaxed slightly. Then he felt her brace for the next orgasm. His own began to well and he could not stop it. He pressed harder and rammed himself deeper and deeper into her. Her contractions started again and her screams became louder and more desperate. “Fuck me! Fuck me!” He could not hold back any longer and released his load. His ejaculation caused him to shake violently, moving in and out of her spasming body faster and faster and the heat they produced could have warmed an entire city. Instead their passion burned brightly and they exploded in pure delight. Both their breaths came in heavy gasps and it felt like it would never end, and who wanted it to anyway. But he slowed his pace, and her own quaking subsided. He stopped, still deep inside her and the final vibrations passed from her to him. She dropped one leg, the other still clutching him to her, and then let the other fall as he melted out of her. He lifted his head, gazed into those perfect green eyes and kissed her full on the lips, her tongue licking his gently while she gazed back. Water, come, and vaginal juiced flowed around and out of them. “I hope that’s not all,” she said. He could hear hope in her voice. He smiled. “Let’s find out.” He stood, taking the pressure off her and she collapsed into his arms. He turned the shower off, grabbed a towel and lifted her up. He carried her to the bed, set her down on her back and slowly dried her off. He gave his own body a quick dry and then settled between her legs. He licked her creamy white thigh and wanted to take a chunk out of it, his hunger was so great. Instead he ran is tongue the length of her thigh and felt a vibration run through her body. “Ooh, I like that,” she said. She put a hand on his head and ruffled his hair. He licked the other thigh and felt her legs come together, trapping him, giving him only one direction to go. He headed for the Promised Land. He could almost sense her tingling as her legs wrapped around his head. He glanced at her face and her eyes were lost in lust. She gave a heavy sigh and focus returned, but she stared at the ceiling. He started to explore the area his cock had just left and spread her lips. Ah, freshly cleaned and reamed pussy. Nothing smelled better. He licked the outside and something creamy came from within his own jism. It didn’t matter to him, it could hardly be told from her own juices. He licked her clean, poking his tongue inside her. She tensed and touched his cheek. He heard her moan and he ran his tongue over her labia. He found her clit, swollen and ready for him. He licked it, felt her body heave and knew the time for gentleness was gone. He put his whole mouth over her clit and began to suck. He sucked like a baby, hungry and needy. He sucked and sucked, oblivious to her screams, her hands pressing him closer. While he sucked his finger went inside her, so easily it could have been a hot knife though soft butter, but she was hot and melting, bucking and heaving, almost throwing him off in her ecstatic, orgasmic spasms. But he held his ground and swallowed the juices she produced, feeding on her frenzy. Finally, when her screams turned frantic, her hands pushing him away, he stopped. The sheets were soaked and she lay there like a dead thing, all her energy sucked out of her. She gasped for air and he moved up beside her, his tongue flicking a nipple on the way up. He kissed her cheek and then let her rest. But her passion still burned bright. As soon as he lay flat she pounced on him, her lips surrounding his tip. He almost came on the spot, but with a tremendous effort controlled himself. She ran her tongue along his shaft and he grew instantly. She plunged his entire dick down her throat and, for an eternity that lasted 20 seconds, did the same thing to him that he had done to her: sucked. The feeling of warm, wet mouth and throat on his pulsating cock almost overwhelmed him, but he held his ground. She let go of him for a moment, and then mounted him. Her hot, wet pussy felt just like her throat as she plunged down and up. She tightened immediately and let out a scream. She sat up, arched her back and her nipples stood straight out. He reached up and stroked them and she shook violently. She collapsed on him, her hips grinding against his; their skin, drenched in sweat again, pressed hard together. They were one body, in one long orgasmic entwine. She screamed in his ear and he screamed back, grabbed her ass and shoved in and out of her for all he was worth. He amazed himself for lasting this long, but could not hold back any more. His eruption spewed semen in and out of her, gallons of it, or so he felt. “Oh God, oh God,” she shouted. He pumped as long as his dick held out and still felt her body vibrate, her cunt clutching at him, needing him to last a little longer. He obliged, but his own strength was waning. He caressed her ass and felt her body come to a slow, quivering halt. They lay together, she still on top, he still inside her, for a few minutes, gasping for air. He slowly sagged out of her, felt his own semen drip out of her onto his belly. They would need a shower, a real shower, before they went their separate ways.

My eyes, watching them, as I'm making up an erotic story about them.

a) Anything Sci-Fi, Grisham, King, LOTR, Harry Potter (love Hermione, the brainy, beautiful type.) Historical Fiction b) I recently saw 'Revenge of the Sith'. I put it as just behind 'The Empire Strikes Back.' I also like anything with Jim Carrey, (esp. 'Bruce Almighty') c) Anything but Rap. Ugh! d) Pasta, pasta and more pasta. TV: ER, The History Channel, Discovery, when they aren't building or redecorating something. The Science Channel, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Star Trek (all). Historical Fiction.

My car, my laptop computer (including zip drive), books, headphones and sexual thoughts

Gee, let me think about that, SEX?! I also think about the meaning of life, and where I'll be in 15 years. Sounds like a job interview!

Cleaning up after a presentation (not sexual!), then going to a movie, or chatting online from a motel room.

I want to adopt a child (maybe Russian or Chinese), and raise him or her in my image. Mwahahahaha! What are we doing tonight Brain? Same thing we do every night, Pinky, Thinking about trying to take over the world!

You are horny, and would like your own private fantasy written for you. You are intelligent and would like an intelligent conversation (I can think about something besides sex.) You want to chat in general. I'm easy!