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32 M Ludlow, MA

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
For starters, and as a clarification; I'm in no way shy, but I am a guy who likes to actually think about what he says BEFORE he says I may hover around your profile a bit trying to craft a message that is better than a generic "what up?", so no I'm not stalking you/creeping you, just thinking of what to say.

The 420 is just a number, ladies, I'm no pothead; I don't hate on those who smoke, but I don't. Now that that is said...

As it stands right now, I'm a guy in his early 30's, working full time as a mechanic&auto inspector, part time as an aspiring writer...I'm tattooed and bearded, but I don't consider myself any sort of counter-culture adherent, or a hipster, or a punk; I just look damn good with both of them! I try to work out as often as I can, and my friends will tell you that I've lost a great deal of weight, but yeah, there is still work to be done. I do go to the gym, and endeavor to make myself that little bit better every day. In that regard, I've taken up archery and swordfighting, with the goal of becoming a highly skilled assassin by year's end. ;-)

I'll admit the hard truth right away; I've been single for a long time. I date, sure, but nothing I can truly call serious for quite a while. I'm not looking to jump headlong into anything committed after only a short while, nor is my biological clock ticking, lol...but I do feel that at the age I am at, I should at least be looking for someone that wouldn't mind me coming home to her at the end of the day. Finding that, well...that remains to be seen.

As far as a "type" goes? I won't lie; I like my women like I prefer my steak, if you catch my drift...but I won't turn someone away for not fitting a preconceived notion. Been there, and once you've had it done to you, you understand how it feels. Sometimes we have to fall, so we can learn to pick ourselves up, am I right?
I’m really good at
I'm funny, but looks aren't everything...

Since it would be terribly egotistical of me to wax poetic about all my many virtues(groan, I know), I will just say that I have been told that I am a very funny guy, quick-witted; sarcastic sometimes, but we can treat that medically...I've been told that I'm unconventionally handsome; in fact, I was recently told I was pretty sexy for a fat guy...but since I'm not really fat or sexy, I think it was just drunk-talk. Otherwise, I'm good with animals, I have a really good memory, and I'm not at all terrified of clowns. Really, I'm not. No need to prove it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My devastatingly charming with dimples!
My leonine beard (I call it that, most people just say Grizzly Adams)
My sleeves
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite author: Peter Hamilton
Runners-up: Douglas Clegg, James Rollins, Jonathan Maberry
Lifetime Achievement Award: H.P. Lovecraft

Movies: Too damn many to list them all, but a few choice selections...Jaws, Iron Man I&II(Iron Men?) Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk...sensing a trend yet? Also pretty much everything by Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow. I am also secretly a huge fan of Silence of the Lambs and Bram Stoker's Dracula; if this frightens you, I weep for our lost potential, but they were here first.

Music: Coheed&Cambria, The Killers, A Day To Remember, Four Year Strong, Pink Floyd, Cee-Lo Green, Fall Out Boy(yeah, I'm young at heart) assorted hooky pop nonsense every once in awhile.

Food: Hibachi; I really enjoy Japanese food, but oddly enough I'm not that into sushi. I've tried it, I fought like a lion to get into it, but it's just not me. Other than that, I can appreciate any food well-prepared with skill&devotion.
I am finding that I am growing more willing to try vegetarian dishes, and vegetarian substitutes for foods, if only to say that I'm trying to expand my horizons. Omnivore 4 Life.
The six things I could never do without
I really, truly cannot stand the people who list "Oxygen, water, shelter, etc."

Really? Are you impressing anyone with your grasp of the obvious? If so, congrats, you found the answer to why no good guys contact you, only lunks.

That rant aside, I can't live without;
My glasses
My books
A quick way to access the Web
My friggin' giant, awesome bed
Cereal bars...I have a problem.
Something to laugh about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesomely I could choreograph fights to pop music...

I'm dead serious.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do enjoy my cinematic adventures most weekends.
I will rarely be found in one of the local dive bars, not because I think I'm better than that,(oh God, I'm so not!)but because I work Saturdays. Most nights, I'm just home reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had a dream in which Carlton from "Fresh Prince" kicked my ass, and I mean UFC-style beatdown.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you're feeling lucky!
-you feel like just chatting;
-you feel comfortable taking things as they come, one day at a time, and seeing where they go, with no preconceptions. I'm as down for a fun night out with a friend as I am for a date with a potential partner.
-you feel like being honest with someone, and having it returned.