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33 Ludlow, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:04am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back on the online dating thing, just seeing who's out there to chat with, have some laughs, and maybe make something more of it. I'm a fairly open book; if anything interests you, fire away with awkward jokes and/or pick-up lines.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm funny, but looks aren't everything...

Since it would be terribly egotistical of me to wax poetic about all my many virtues(groan, I know), I will just say that I have been told that I am a very funny guy, quick-witted; sarcastic sometimes, but we can treat that medically...I've been told that I'm unconventionally handsome; in fact, I was recently told I was pretty sexy for a fat guy...but since I'm not really fat or sexy, I think it was just drunk-talk. Otherwise, I'm good with animals, I have a really good memory, and I'm not at all terrified of clowns. Really, I'm not. No need to prove it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My devastatingly charming with dimples!
My leonine beard (I call it that, most people just say Grizzly Adams)
My sleeves(that's tattoo sleeves, not my fashion choice)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite author: Peter Hamilton
Runners-up: Douglas Clegg, James Rollins, Jonathan Maberry
Lifetime Achievement Award: H.P. Lovecraft

Movies: Too damn many to list them all, but a few choice selections...Jaws, Iron Man I&II(Iron Men?) Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk...sensing a trend yet? Also pretty much everything by Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow. I am also secretly a huge fan of Silence of the Lambs and Bram Stoker's Dracula; if this frightens you, I weep for our lost potential, but they were here first.

Music: Coheed&Cambria, The Killers, A Day To Remember, Four Year Strong, Pink Floyd, Cee-Lo Green, Fall Out Boy(yeah, I'm young at heart) assorted hooky pop nonsense every once in awhile.

Food: Hibachi; I really enjoy Japanese food, but oddly enough I'm not that into sushi. I've tried it, I fought like a lion to get into it, but it's just not me. Other than that, I can appreciate any food well-prepared with skill&devotion.
I am finding that I am growing more willing to try vegetarian dishes, and vegetarian substitutes for foods, if only to say that I'm trying to expand my horizons. Omnivore 4 Life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
My books
A quick way to access the Web
My friggin' giant, awesome bed
Cereal bars...I have a problem.
Something to laugh about
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesomely I could choreograph fights to pop music...

I'm dead serious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do enjoy my cinematic adventures most weekends.
I will rarely be found in one of the local dive bars, not because I think I'm better than that,(oh God, I'm so not!)but because I work Saturdays. Lately, the gym has been taking more and more of my time, but I'm certain an early release could be negotiated for the right reason.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had a dream in which Carlton from "Fresh Prince" kicked my ass, and I mean UFC-style beatdown.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're feeling lucky!
-you feel like just chatting;
-you feel comfortable taking things as they come, one day at a time, and seeing where they go, with no preconceptions. I'm as down for a fun night out with a friend as I am for a date with a potential partner.
-you feel like being honest with someone, and having it returned.
-if you like tattooed guys, and/or are tattooed yourself, I will certainly not ignore you.