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28 • San Francisco, CA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m)
- Body Type
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
I also get paid to watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine every Sunday night, and then tell people what I thought about it in six largely rambling paragraphs.
Other descriptors: fiction writer, craft-beer dork, film snob, yogini, semi-pro smartass.
I have a very loud laugh and very small feet.
Films: Rushmore, The Philadelphia Story, My Neighbor Totoro, Yi Yi, Hot Fuzz, Stop Making Sense, Slacker, Mutual Appreciation, There Will Be Blood, The 400 Blows, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spirited Away, Kicking and Screaming, Down By Law, and anything Coen Bros.
Television: The Wire, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Freaks and Geeks, Party Down, Daria, Louie, Rectify, Broad City, You're the Worst, High Maintenance.
Music: Pavement, Talking Heads, Steely Dan, The Silver Jews, The Wrens, Minutemen, They Might Be Giants, Pixies, Spoon, The Beta Band, Devo, Built to Spill, Wilco, The Fiery Furnaces, Beulah, Modest Mouse, LCD Soundsystem, Man Man, The Clash, Emperor X, Slint, Belle and Sebastian, The Dismemberment Plan, New Pornographers, The Aislers Set, Destroyer, Guided By Voices, The Evens, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Sleater-Kinney, The Hold Steady.
Food: Eating out is part of my job, so I eat almost everything. These are the three things I don't eat: cilantro (lousy genetics make it taste like soap), coffee (lousy genetics make me sick when I drink it, even decaf), blue cheese (terrifying).
Total sub. Not looking for casual sex in that vein (it requires trust), but if you're interested in dating someone who's inclined that way, now you know.
I have no tolerance for littering, treating service workers poorly, or "Don't Stop Believing," which I will never forgive David Chase for repopularizing. I enjoy punishing evildoers, though that mostly consists of insulting men who street-harass me and calling the cops on bike chop shops from a safe distance away.
I own probably three times the number of stuffed animals that is acceptable for a grown woman.
You're a try-hard. I try hard. I give a lot of fucks, essentially all the fucks, and cooler-than-thou posturing seems to only ignite a primal rage inside me.
You love to read. Especially fiction and long-form journalism. You have books upon books and they're often weird ones that you're intensely excited about lending out and get rhapsodic about discussing.
Chris Eigeman would play you in the movie version.
You like your women whip-smart, blunt, and thoroughly hedonistic.
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