Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fun, intellectual smartass looking for my match. I love doing
anything for the first time with the notable exception of
activities where the death rate exceeds the injury rate. Someone
who actually watches the news and has or at least seeks out worldly
knowledge is what I'm looking for. I was gifted with sarcasm and I
don't mind using it. I love to travel. I just need a worthy
companion. Even though I'm a self confessed information junkie, I
realize the sum of everything I know is less than one grain of sand
on a infinitely large beach. So I'm not a know it all but that
would great if only it were possible. Yes I'm in my thirties and
never married but nothing is wrong with me I promise.
I pride myself on being as open minded as practically possible.
Perhaps it's a result of my being interested in everything and
nothing else. I abhor racism, xenophobia, and other forms of
intolerance while I must admit I endure an almost daily struggle
with the tolerance of ignorance. A great day for me might involve
something physical during the day like a good hike followed by a
wonkish discussion with intelligent people who know that certainty
is no substitute for accuracy. I'm actually a much more fun person
than that makes me sound.
My sense of humor has been described as dry, sarcastic, and
irreverent. I don't think any subject should be out of bounds when
it comes to ridicule. The only joke you shouldn't make is one that
isn't funny. I'm quick witted but not smug, logical yet not cold,
and skeptical but open. I admit when I'm wrong and I will follow a
line of inquiry even when I know it may lead to the revelation I
have been wrong. Such is the lifeblood of humility.
Despite having been raised on a chicken farm you CAN take me
anywhere. I won't embarrass you by being boisterous, rude, or
getting drunk and hitting on your sister (unless of course she's
like, super hot). See, I am so far beyond classy. So if you feel
like exploring the world and taking in new experiences even when it
may be uncomfortable at first drop me a line.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually not the dumb meathead I appear to be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, outdoor activities, craft beer, nonfiction books,
science, and a sense of wonder.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Big issue items (politics, philosophy, etc...) that I'll probably
never have any impact on.
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