Have you ever wondered if the people who are wearing those surgical masks realize that they offer about the same protection against a virus as a chain link fence does against bullets.

I was just wondering if the new Tat Barbie comes with a tramp stamp. Has anybody seen one yet?

Hey-----It no longer takes forever and a day waiting for the ads to load during page changes when taking tests or match questions. Thank you OKC

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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left
out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error,
sent the email.


Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After
reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as
uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

GHOTI--can be pronounced as FISH.

GH = F as in tough and rough

O = I as in women

TI = SH as in nation

I'm glad that I don't have to learn English as a second language.

So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house.'

Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, 'why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?'

And I said, Welcome to the Republican Party.

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a
bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed,
but he didn't say much. I asked him what was
wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my
fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset,
that it had nothing to do with me, and not to
worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I
loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I
can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he
didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home,
I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He
continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to
bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To
my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we
made love. But I still felt that he was distracted,
and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell
asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

If vortexs rotate in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere as in the northern, does that mean strippers spin counter clockwise around the pole in Australia ?

CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT THE WIKIEDIT IS. I'VE SENT E-MAILS OUT ON IT, AND RECIVED REPLYS. IT STILL SHOWS THAT I HAVE 0 ACCEPTED. THERE IS NOTHING LISTED FOR IT ON THE HELP PAGE EITHER.