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21 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:08pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There are no male protagonists from John Green novels left who I have not been compared to in casual conversation.

In an attempt at a well rounded education I've ended up not being particularly qualified for anything. After a generous amount of time spent clichéd'ly dashing about and a one year intensive film school I've decided to stay put for a bit. The internet is my home town.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to pay my visa bill with coins I steal from between the cushions of my friends' couches.

Incorrectly pronouncing rødgrød med fløde over and over again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty quick study (or an autodidact if you're not into the whole colloquial brevity thing). I don't call a tow truck when a coolant line bursts. Lately I've been expanding my computer programming and metal fabrication experience. Concurrently. Typical me right there.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are usually my glasses; they're not exactly inconspicuous. I have an enormous skull and basically can't find non-chunky non-hipstery glasses. I don't think I'd actually want inconspicuous glasses any more, but that's why I started wearing this kind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"What really matters is what you like, not what you are like... Books, records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow, it's the fuckin' truth" - Rob Gordon, High Fidelity, 2000

I read a lot very intermittently. In staccato bursts. A while ago I got really into Neal Stephenson. If you like really long novels you should give The Diamond Age or REAMDE a shot. I am a Hemingway fan, I know he was a dick but I don't care much.

My favourite living directors are Woody Allen, Sofia Coppola, and Richard Linklater. My all time desert island favourite film is High Fidelity. I could go on for ages. Make sure you're seated comfortably if you're going to ask me about film.

Aaron Sorkin made me believe and understand that good TV is possible. Other good tv has happened but Sorkin will always win in my book. The West Wing will always win in my book. The only serious contender is M*A*S*H when you watch it without the laugh track.

I used to use, and it was nice to be able to put a link here to what I listen to. Oh well. I listen to just about everything. As cliché as it is, 'everything but (bad) rap and country'. My facial hair and eyeglass frames legally require me to collect vinyl records.

I'm a big fan of smørrebrød, the traditional Danish open faced sandwich; it'll change your life forever man. Gotta' love a country with a sandwich culture. I also eat far too much pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My six fedoras.

No, I'm kidding. I've never been able to come up with a serious answer that I'm happy with for this one. I've re-written it a bunch of times and I'm just never happy. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be able to answer this question honestly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The virtue of a proportional response.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and watching The West Wing, honestly. The occasional play or gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think that Bridget Jones' diary is proper good cinema.
You should message me if
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If your name is Katherine and you have 18 friends named Katherine and you all want to go out with me at least once each so I can be even more like Colin Singleton. If it bothers you that OKCupid doesn't support markdown any more. If you're not Tom Marvolo Riddle. If you understand the appeal of putting mayonnaise on french fries. If you like piña coladas and radio hits from other decades.