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WhiskeyTuesday

22 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In an attempt at a well rounded education I've ended up not being particularly qualified for anything.

There are no male protagonists from John Green novels left who I have not been compared to in casual conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to pay my visa bill with coins I steal from between the cushions of my friends' couches. No but for real though, my pops and I started a company and it's going well but takes up all of my time and isn't paying much yet.

Incorrectly pronouncing rødgrød med fløde over and over again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
humblebrags
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are usually my glasses; they're not exactly inconspicuous. I have an enormous skull and basically can't find non-chunky non-hipstery glasses. I don't think I'd actually want inconspicuous glasses any more, but that's why I started wearing this kind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"What really matters is what you like, not what you are like... Books, records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow, it's the fuckin' truth" - Rob Gordon, High Fidelity, 2000

I read a lot very intermittently. In staccato bursts. A while ago I got really into Neal Stephenson. If you like really long novels you should give The Diamond Age or REAMDE a shot. I am a Hemingway fan, I know he was a dick but I really don't care.

My favourite living directors are Woody Allen, Sofia Coppola, and Richard Linklater. My all time desert island favourite film is High Fidelity. I could go on for ages. Make sure you're seated comfortably if you're going to ask me about film.

Aaron Sorkin made me believe and understand that good TV is possible. Other good tv has happened but Sorkin will always win in my book. The West Wing will always win in my book. The only serious contender is M*A*S*H when you watch it without the laugh track. Look for the UK released DVDs.

I listen to just about everything. As cliché as it is, 'everything but rap and country', but not even though because country is a spectrum and there's damn good rap and hip-hop out there. My facial hair and eyeglass frames legally require me to collect vinyl records.

I'm a big fan of smørrebrød, the Danish open faced sandwich; it'll change your life forever. Gotta' love a country with a sandwich culture. I eat far too much pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My six fedoras.

No, I'm kidding. I've never been able to come up with a serious answer that I'm happy with for this one. I've re-written it a bunch of times and I'm just never happy. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be able to answer this question honestly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is the virtue of a proportional response, what makes it good?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and watching The West Wing, honestly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly think that Bridget Jones' diary is a proper good piece of cinema.
You should message me if
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If it bothers you that OKCupid doesn't support markdown any more. If you're not Tom Marvolo Riddle. If you understand the appeal of putting mayonnaise on french fries. If you like piña coladas and mediocre late 1970s pop songs.