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21 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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There are no male protagonists from John Green novels left who I have not been compared to in casual conversation.

I'm more arts than sciences but I'm more sciences than humanities, if that makes any sense at all. I spent my 19th birthday in Glasgow and my 20th in Copenhagen. I spent nine months in the north of Denmark going to film school. I spent five years pretending to go to high school and actually just working in the theatre or taking the bus into the city. I've spent more than five years on YouTube; that's crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to stabilise my bank account with the coins I steal from between the cushions of my friends' couches.

Incorrectly pronouncing rødgrød med fløde over and over again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty quick study (or an autodidact if you're not into the whole colloquial brevity thing). I grew up with hand tools and every once in a while I get my shit together and learn a little more about blacksmithing. I don't call a tow truck if a coolant line breaks open.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are usually my glasses; they're not exactly inconspicuous. I was hesitant to buy them actually, but when I left for school I needed to get a pair of glasses last minute and I couldn't find anything else I liked with long enough arms for my giant skull. I like them now though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"What really matters is what you like, not what you are like... Books, records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow, it's the fuckin' truth" - Rob Gordon, High Fidelity, 2000

I've always been a big reader. Lately I've gotten really into Neal Stephenson. If you like really long novels you should give The Diamond Age or REAMDE a shot. Other favourites include John Green for dialog (and because nerdfighters), and Joseph Boyden. I am a Hemingway fan. I know he was a dick but it doesn't matter to me.

My favourite living directors are Woody Allen, Sofia Coppola, and Richard Linklater. My all time desert island favourite film is High Fidelity. I could go on for ages. Make sure you're seated comfortably if you're going to ask me about film.

Aaron Sorkin made and still makes me believe that TV can be good, that short form can be done right, and that a real story can be told in that format. There have been some other good TV shows; Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, and a couple of the other HBO/AMC shows come to mind; but Sorkin will always win in my book. The only serious contender is M*A*S*H.

My taste in music changed entirely in ninth grade. I got a mix CD from a friend with some indie-ish prog-rocky stuff. I lost it eventually and all I remember being on there was The Sporting Life by The Decemberists, something by Death Cab for Cutie, and at least two Sufjan Stevens songs. If you want to music stalk me my is I've also gotten pretty into early punk rock lately, which you probably wouldn't pick up on at a look at me. It won't show up on my much probably though because I'm a hipster with a turntable.

I'm from Vancouver so I guess it goes without saying that I'm nine kinds of addicted to Japanese food, I'm also a big fan of smørrebrød, the traditional Danish open faced sandwich; it'll change your life forever man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My six fedoras.

No, I'm kidding. I've never been able to come up with a serious answer that I'm happy with for this one. I've re-written it a bunch of times and I'm just never happy. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be able to answer this question honestly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The virtue of a proportional response.

Whether the percentage of my income that I end up giving to Mr. Spoons is too high.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
re-watching The West Wing for the 17th time and then re-reading the first few chapters of Patterson over and over and then wondering if I'd actually understand more of it by reading the rest instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think that Bridget Jones' diary is a proper good peice of cinema.
You should message me if
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If you think I'm pretentious. If your name is Katherine and you have 17 friends named Katherine and you all want to go out with me at least once each so I can be just a little bit more like Colin Singleton. If it bothers you that OKCupid doesn't support markdown any more. If you're not Tom Marvolo Riddle. If you understand the appeal of putting mayonnaise on french fries. If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.