I'm quiet and reserved until somebody says something stupid. Not a fan of hypermasculine guys or over-princessy girls. Shy around new people, but it seems to often be interpreted as douchebaggery.
I put my heart and soul into training jiu jitsu. I admire people who have their own passions.
I like to joke around. Language jokes are my favorite.
All I want is a pretty girl who can cook a delicious meal and has good needlework.
And by "has good needlework" I mean "is willing to drain my cauliflower ear".