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esemes

30 / F / straight / Single

Englewood, Colorado

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am brutally honest, sweet when I want, and am easily bored.

My Self-Summary

I've been doing this internet dating thing for a couple of months now and the thing that bothers me the most is when people don't actually read your profile before they contact you. Be warned: I have tattoos, I have piercings and I smoke occasionally. I like cupcakes. I have a strange sense of humor that most people don't get but I am ok with that. I have absolutely no attention span. I hate wine. I used to be in beauty pagents. I talk in text sometimes. BTW-I've seen the other chicks on this site and I'm feeling good. Perhaps I am over-confident at times. I use so much wasabi that tears run down my face. There are 25 years between me and my youngest sibling. I don't hike, rockclimb or kyack but I do enjoy dirtbiking. I am occasionally ditzy. I don't do drugs and this dude does not abide. No, I don't want to meet your kids. I don't just sing in the shower-I also dance. Jello freaks me out. I will spend hours on TFLN and I think it's the funniest site ever. I have seen the movie Caligula so nothing will ever shock me again. The end

PS-I'm fascinated by these little personality trait icons on peoples profiles. I am not republican in any way, shape or form and I hope I'm good at math since I do accounting for a living! I'm definately on the kinky side though ;)

What I’m doing with my life

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I’m really good at

Recognizing awkward situations and then making fun of them.
Being honest.
Forgetting people's names.
Kissing (I know this for a fact).
Getting drunk before I make it out and ending up dancing in my underwear around my apt.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes and sadly, my ass.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- I love Palahniuk, Daniel Quinn, Mian Mian. The Story of O (if you know this book you get tons of brownie points), I'm currently reading a book called "Perv-A Love Story"

Movies- I freaking LOVE horror movies & bubblegum flicks but really I'll watch just about anything. A couple favs are Donnie Darko, Idiocracy, Can't Hardly Wait, Goonies, House of 1000 Corpses, Pan's Labyrinth, Henry Pool is Here, The Shining, Boondock Saints, Silent Hill, Choke.

Some TV I like: Deathnote, Ugly Betty, Family Guy, Venture Bros, MXC, Hung, South Park.

Music- Veruca Salt, The Blow, Frou Frou, El-p, Cage, Sleater Kinney, M.I.A., Lykke Li, Amanda Blank, Peaches, Ladytron, Jem, Le Tigre, Kitty, Luscious Jackson, Portishead, C-Rayz, Lily Allen, Lunachicks, The Butchies, Red Aunts, Pixies, Deftones, Deftones, Deftones, Dinosaur Jr, Tool, Zero 7, Cake, Lords of Acid, Revolting Cocks....I could go on for days.

The six things I could never do without

1-Chapstick
2-Music
3-My Family
4-Sushi
5-Beer
6-Sex

(Not so much in that order though)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I don't usually spend too much time thinking about any one thing. My mind floats around from topic to topic. I can be focused when I choose but for the most part I am easily redirected.

On a typical Friday night I am

Up for just about anything-but you'll most likely see me out dancing like a maniac.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm in love with the Twillight series :(

You should message me if

Only if you can manage complete sentences