I've been doing this internet dating thing for a couple of months now and the thing that bothers me the most is when people don't actually read your profile before they contact you. Be warned: I have tattoos, I have piercings and I smoke occasionally. I like cupcakes. I have a strange sense of humor that most people don't get but I am ok with that. I have absolutely no attention span. I hate wine. I used to be in beauty pagents. I talk in text sometimes. BTW-I've seen the other chicks on this site and I'm feeling good. Perhaps I am over-confident at times. I use so much wasabi that tears run down my face. There are 25 years between me and my youngest sibling. I don't hike, rockclimb or kyack but I do enjoy dirtbiking. I am occasionally ditzy. I don't do drugs and this dude does not abide. No, I don't want to meet your kids. I don't just sing in the shower-I also dance. Jello freaks me out. I will spend hours on TFLN and I think it's the funniest site ever. I have seen the movie Caligula so nothing will ever shock me again. The end

PS-I'm fascinated by these little personality trait icons on peoples profiles. I am not republican in any way, shape or form and I hope I'm good at math since I do accounting for a living! I'm definately on the kinky side though ;)

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Recognizing awkward situations and then making fun of them.
Being honest.
Forgetting people's names.
Kissing (I know this for a fact).
Getting drunk before I make it out and ending up dancing in my underwear around my apt.

My eyes and sadly, my ass.

Books- I love Palahniuk, Daniel Quinn, Mian Mian. The Story of O (if you know this book you get tons of brownie points), I'm currently reading a book called "Perv-A Love Story"

Movies- I freaking LOVE horror movies & bubblegum flicks but really I'll watch just about anything. A couple favs are Donnie Darko, Idiocracy, Can't Hardly Wait, Goonies, House of 1000 Corpses, Pan's Labyrinth, Henry Pool is Here, The Shining, Boondock Saints, Silent Hill, Choke.

Some TV I like: Deathnote, Ugly Betty, Family Guy, Venture Bros, MXC, Hung, South Park.

Music- Veruca Salt, The Blow, Frou Frou, El-p, Cage, Sleater Kinney, M.I.A., Lykke Li, Amanda Blank, Peaches, Ladytron, Jem, Le Tigre, Kitty, Luscious Jackson, Portishead, C-Rayz, Lily Allen, Lunachicks, The Butchies, Red Aunts, Pixies, Deftones, Deftones, Deftones, Dinosaur Jr, Tool, Zero 7, Cake, Lords of Acid, Revolting Cocks....I could go on for days.

1-Chapstick
2-Music
3-My Family
4-Sushi
5-Beer
6-Sex

(Not so much in that order though)

I don't usually spend too much time thinking about any one thing. My mind floats around from topic to topic. I can be focused when I choose but for the most part I am easily redirected.

Up for just about anything-but you'll most likely see me out dancing like a maniac.

I'm in love with the Twillight series :(

Only if you can manage complete sentences