Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
There's not really much that stands out about me, to be honest. I'm getting into yoga, running and cooking. I like doing arts and crafts; I don't mean to brag, but I'm fairly mediocre at it. I like animals. I watch a lot of Netflix, but I'm trying to spend more time doing more stimulating activities. It's a hard habit to break, though.
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time server, all the time badass. I have the pleasure of commuting to MSU two days a week to finish my undergrad. I feel like I should know what I want to do when I grow up, but I don't.
Learning that there's definitely plenty of terrible things going on in this world, but there's also a lot of good. I'm working on spreading that good.
I’m really good at
Making Easy Mac and sassy comments...sometimes at the same time.
Multitasking. Changing my hair spur the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet kicks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I recently reignited my love affair with Vonnegut. I also
love Harry Potter (obviously), and anything by Augusten
Movies: The Blues Brothers, Mean Girls
Show: The Office, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock
Music: Mumford & Sons, Ingrid Michaelson
Food: Chicken. Any chicken. Pizza. Burgers. Ice cream. Anything
that I can immediately feel clogging my arteries.
The six things I could never do without
3. My cat
5. An overpriced pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's for dinner. How to be more awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
On my stoop. Or working, sleeping, cooking, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask your mom about last night.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, compassionate, appreciate sarcasm, and can deal with me always being better looking and smarter than you.