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eskaywrites

26 M Ellicott City, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I can't resist making fun of myself and the world around me. I'm very motivated, curious, and I'm passionate about music, writing, reading, eating pizza, rarely following my own advice (though I'm getting better at it - hence my joining OKCupid), movies, books, video games, art, sports (particularly NFL) nature, and travel. I love trying new things, going to new places, and meeting new people. As long as I'm learning and growing, I'm good with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Clerking for a judge through August until the next job. I love law, and am passionate about criminal justice reform (and legislative reform generally). I'm just grateful for the opportunity to do what I love.
I’m really good at
Writing, listening (to people and to music), learning, challenging ideas, questioning, joking, dancing (if being good at dancing means having the most fun on the dance floor), and foosball. Definitely foosball. I also give a mean wedding speech (my count is at four).
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely something goofy or absurd that I did or said. Usually out of context, which makes it better.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, An Ordinary Man, Scar Tissue, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill a Mockingbird, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, and that damn Velveteen Rabbit just gets me every time.

Movies: City Lights, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween, The Lion King, Spirited Away, Pulp Fiction, To Kill a Mockingbird, Snatch, Apt Pupil, To Kill a Mockingbird (again), The Silence of the Lambs, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (again), My Cousin Vinny, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Shows: The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Louie, Archer, The Walking Dead, The Wire, Daria, Scrubs, Game of Thrones (pretty much anything HBO, really), Mad Men, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill

Music: Pretty much everything Damon Albarn does or ever will do, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Janelle Monae, Galactic, Gil Scott-Heron, Atmosphere, OutKast, Wu-Tang, Radiohead, Broken Bells, Blockhead, RJD2, Little Dragon, and whatever else moves me. Lots of Hip Hop and a lot of just about everything else.

Food: Italian, Mexican and Indian are the top choices, but foods from all over are delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Music, Ocean City MD, ping pong tables, ideas to write about, the skills to argue, and the passion to back it with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can improve personally and professionally, where and when I'll travel next, where my life and career are going, when I'm going to get around to learning how to do all the things I want to know how to do, how people are often nice but not kind, how they get all that double stuf in Double Stuf Oreos, how the way in which a conversation is carried out is just as important as its substance, and why Winnie and Kevin never ended up together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, whether I'm playing board games or cuttin' a rug.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once knocked myself out by kneeing myself in the face. Down I went, like Frazier.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're curious, kind, motivated, you enjoy going out as much as staying in, and you're driven.

Tell me something about yourself.