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esme2139

39 F Hewitt, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'll try to make this short but sweet. I:

*am insanely honest and straightforward.
*am logical and practical, right up until I don't feel like being that way anymore. :)
*am quick, sarcastic and snarky.
*am loyal.
*will make you laugh.
*am much more likely to be taking the picture than posing for it. Hence, the horrible cell phone photo above. :)
*am a geek and proud of it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write, save animals, travel and make a living. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing, singing, dancing, baking, being fairly silly and discussing the meaning of life, death and giant mutant sharks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically-my voice and my smile.
Personality-wise, I'm not sure. I'm entertaining?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books-any kind-I'll read just about anything-but I tend to stick with science fiction, graphic novels, mysteries and fantasy. I wander into comic books occasionally, but tend to stick with the novels.

Favorite movies-science fiction again, followed closely by comedies. I have a great appreciation for bad SyFy movies.

Favorite shows-back to those SyFy shows, with a little mystery (Castle) and a few sitcoms (Big Bang Theory and Two Broke Girls) for flavor. I also watch way to much Family Guy, Futurama and American Dad than is probably healthy.

Favorite music & food - I'm open to options.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Monty Python & the Holy Grail...The Swamp King...land. Someone will understand. :)

I have a really hard time with emails that don't use proper English and punctuation.
You should message me if
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you're literate, flirtatious and know what lies on your own personal dark side.