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esotericman05

35 / M / straight / Single

Lincoln, Nebraska

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am cynical, contradictive, and esoteric.

My Self-Summary

Myself? Funny, thoughtful, creative, esoteric, odd, a bit of a geek, a bit of a contradiction. I always have an opinion, and will usually let it be known. I wear my heart on my sleeve, which is messy.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm back into school. So I work, and go to school... the fun starts soon, or that's what I hear.

The first things people usually notice about me

Depends on the people. Some folks walk around with their eyes open and a spark behind their eyes, they, well they'll see the same here.

Others see a slightly overweight guy who's got a bit of a thin spot on his head, and when he says "The hair committed suicide from all the heat" they laugh and wander off.

How about my sense of humor? Yeah, that's it!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

"It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well."

Yeah, that'd be the one I'd read.

I read and watch things which are entertaining. I don't find horror entertaining, but I a bit o' good ol' American violence. I tend to dislike pop culture and hate most sports, but I enjoy reading geek and geek related materials.

The six things I could never do without

1) Comfortable shoes
2) Decent glasses (for my eyes)
3) Some way to communicate (computer, cellular, smoky fire)
4) A backpack full of stuff

Lame huh? Leaves me two fun things (insert whatever you want here. Well NOT THAT of course, but whatever).

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The transient species known as Homo sapiens. Slam poetry. And why does all my best thinking happen in the shower?

On a typical Friday night I am

Eating chicken wings, watching a movie, playing Lord of the Rings Online, shooting the breeze (my aim is not improving)...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Private? Vague is the name of the game here. It's the freaking internet... wait... I own a bunch of tarantulas... oohh, icky....

Ok, I LOVE spiders. I find they're a better "pre-filter" than anything. Survive them, and you might be able to deal with a guy with a brain AND personality.

Oh, I also have an odd liking of Bruce Willis, Tom Hanks and Steve Martin movies.

You should message me if

Hmm...

If you can shock me.

If you have something witty, intelligent or geeky to share.

If you can't find the A-team, and a Macgyver guy who cusses a lot might work.