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espind

26 M Pompano Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Back off man, I'm a scientist"

I am a bit of a smartass... I guess

I am a fulltime student of nuclear medicine and I'm surprised by how much I enjoy it.
Graduated and licensed!

I also enjoy making good natured jokes and making people laugh. As far as what Im looking for with this site, Just some people to have fun with. If something serious comes along, great. If not, that's cool too. I have a positive outlook on life because sometimes you get dealt shit in life and you gotta eat shit sandwiches.

I'm also a proud supporter of the "Put sriracha on everything" campaign.

There's a good chance I'm probably Radioactive Man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I put radioactive stuff in people or food in hopes that maybe one day hulk
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a smart mouth and sucking at playing instruments
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People always tell me that they have met me before, even when I am somewhere I've never been before. So I guess the first thing people notice about me is my incredibly generic one size fits all face.

"Oof. He better be funny or good in bed"
.....I'm really funny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dark tower series, Dune Series, Ender's game series, Post office, Ham on Rye, Heart of Darkness, Blood meridian (you can kind of get the idea I think)

Movies: We'll just say alot. Im also the kind of person who will watch a terrible movie just to laugh at it (gymkata. You've been warned) MST3K helped develop what is now my sense if humor.

Music(Includes but not limited to) : Most things by Matt Pryor, Arcade Fire, GY!BE, Bon Iver, Tallest man on earth, The Mountain Goats, Balance and Composure, Brand New, Remembering Never, Bruce Springsteen, Ceremony, Modest Mouse, Trap Them, El-P, Aesop Rock, and so on and so forth.

TV: Firefly, Mr Who, Futurama, pawn stars(I'm sorry [im not sorry]), venture brothers, breaking bad, Sherlock, arrested development
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ipod
books
guitar
camera
bike
flux capacitor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dork things
Has anyone seen the singer from Smashmouth and guy fieri at the same time? I think this needs to be looked into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Im sorry Miss Jackson (ooooohh)
I am four eels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am several fish and not a guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ate a watermelon once. It didn't turn out so well

I'm known in some circles as xXWeedWizard420Xx
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If the coin lands on tails....

Romance me with puns...

Or just want to have some drawn out conversation about whatever subject.

If you're ok with the fact that I'm no Tom Hanks.

Also being a whiskey-voiced charmer helps.