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26 M Pompano Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:48pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
"Back off man, I'm a scientist"

I am a bit of a smartass... I guess

I am a fulltime student of nuclear medicine and I'm surprised by how much I enjoy it.

I also enjoy making good natured jokes and making people laugh. As far as what Im looking for with this site, Just some people to have fun with. If something serious comes along, great. If not, that's cool too. I have a positive outlook on life because sometimes you get dealt shit in life and you gotta eat shit sandwiches.

I'm also a proud supporter of the "Put sriracha on everything" campaign.

There's a good chance I'm probably Radioactive Man.
What I’m doing with my life
I put radioactive stuff in people or food in hopes that maybe one day hulk
I’m really good at
Having a smart mouth and sucking at playing instruments
The first things people usually notice about me
People always tell me that they have met me before, even when I am somewhere I've never been before. So I guess the first thing people notice about me is my incredibly generic one size fits all face.

"Oof. He better be funny or good in bed"
.....I'm really funny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dark tower series, Dune Series, Ender's game series, Post office, Ham on Rye, Heart of Darkness, Blood meridian (you can kind of get the idea I think)

Movies: We'll just say alot. Im also the kind of person who will watch a terrible movie just to laugh at it (gymkata. You've been warned) MST3K helped develop what is now my sense if humor.

Music(Includes but not limited to) : Most things by Matt Pryor, Arcade Fire, GY!BE, Bon Iver, Tallest man on earth, The Mountain Goats, Balance and Composure, Brand New, Remembering Never, Bruce Springsteen, Ceremony, Modest Mouse, Trap Them, El-P, Aesop Rock, and so on and so forth.

TV: Firefly, Mr Who, Futurama, pawn stars(I'm sorry [im not sorry]), venture brothers, breaking bad, Sherlock, arrested development
The six things I could never do without
flux capacitor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dork things
Has anyone seen the singer from Smashmouth and guy fieri at the same time? I think this needs to be looked into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Im sorry Miss Jackson (ooooohh)
I am four eels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am several fish and not a guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ate a watermelon once. It didn't turn out so well

I'm known in some circles as xXWeedWizard420Xx
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If the coin lands on tails....

Romance me with puns...

Or just want to have some drawn out conversation about whatever subject.

If you're ok with the fact that I'm no Tom Hanks.

Also being a whiskey-voiced charmer helps.