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28 Pompano Beach, FL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Catholicism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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"Nobody puts baby in the box. Unless it's a pizza box...."

I also enjoy making good natured jokes and making people laugh. As far as what Im looking for with this site, Just some people to have fun with. If something serious comes along, great. If not, that's cool too. I have a positive outlook on life because sometimes you get dealt shit in life and you gotta eat shit sandwiches.

I'm also a proud supporter of the "Put sriracha on everything" campaign.

I cry at sad movies and laugh till it hurts.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There's nothing you can do for me now. I have become pineapple pizza.....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a smart mouth and sucking at playing instruments
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

"Oof. He better be funny or good in bed"
.....I'm really funny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dark tower series, Dune Series, Ender's game series, Post office, Ham on Rye, Heart of Darkness, Blood meridian (you can kind of get the idea I think)

Movies: We'll just say alot. Im also the kind of person who will watch a terrible movie just to laugh at it (gymkata. You've been warned) MST3K helped develop what is now my sense if humor.

Music(Includes but not limited to) : Most things by Matt Pryor, Arcade Fire, GY!BE, Bon Iver, Tallest man on earth, The Mountain Goats, Balance and Composure, Brand New, Remembering Never, Bruce Springsteen, Ceremony, Modest Mouse, Trap Them, El-P, Aesop Rock, and so on and so forth.

TV: Firefly, Mr Who, Futurama, pawn stars(I'm sorry [im not sorry]), venture brothers, breaking bad, Sherlock, arrested development
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
flux capacitor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dork things
Has anyone seen the singer from Smashmouth and guy fieri at the same time? I think this needs to be looked into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Im sorry Miss Jackson (ooooohh)
I am four eels
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I am several fish and not a guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I ate a watermelon once. It didn't go well.

I am actually a bunch of French bulldogs dressed up like a man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Romance me with puns...

If you're ok with the fact that I'm no Tom Hanks

Teach me something rad because I'm really into learning!